|Profile title||Melts In Your Mouth Not In Your Hands |
|Profile description||Greetings Doggerites. Headlamps off? Handbrake on? Reclining comfortably? Shall I start then?
I’m all man. I have XY chromosomes ....and avoid all soap operas. The latter is copper-bottom prove surely.
Financially independent (thank you HSBC [Swiss Branch])
Kind and considerate, especially to lumpyfronts, philanthropists and me old mum.
I have all my own hair, albeit greying now (f*ck off, I am in my fifties now you know, tch, honestly).
I can talk, chat, argue the hind legs off a donkey when in the right mood. Which can leave the rest of your ass in a bit of a mess. Best avoided really.
I don’t message people with a picture of my cock as:
1. Let’s be honest, it’s a bit rude if not explicitly asked for. You wouldn’t do it on a first meet in real life so why do it here.
2. Because mine is really, really, really, really, really small (nor that it's shaped like a mekon's head ....I deny that completely)
|What kind of people do you want to meet?||Straight woman|
|What are you into?||Dogging|
|Your interests|| |
|Where are you from?||London |
|Other locations||er London, around London and sometimes even London itself. |