|Profile title||Looking for something, where are my keys |
|Profile description||Looking for regular or medium with a happy toy.
Hope you find my pics tasteful, no bluebells were intentionally harmed.
I DO NOT mobile, kik, skype, cam, exchange pics, just old fashioned messaging and possible meet. Definitely NOT into dogging, gangbangs or watersports.
If I do not reply I'm probably not interested, thanks anyway and good luck in your search.
If you want a drive-through, try MacDonalds. If we haven't exchanged messages I am unlikely to be interested in a meet with you just because you happen to be in the area and a little lonely. Get yourself a good book, a big bar of chocolate and a bottle of fruity red.
If I was here to fill cracks or time I would have called myself Pollyfilla.
Send me your CV, previous applicants need not re-apply. Good luck and maybe you will get shortlisted.
Please do not contact me because you are in a sexless relationship.
Pop! Six! Squish! Uh uh, Cicero, Lipschitz!
It's easy, if you don't likey, then fuckoffski
|What kind of people do you want to meet?||Straight couple|
|What are you into?||Straight sex|
|Your interests||Fat cock to suck.
Trying to complete my 'I Spy book' of Wetherspoon establishments that I have been to. |
|Where are you from?||Coventry |
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