|Profile title||Looking for something, where are my keys |
|Profile description||Looking for regular or medium with a happy toy.
I DO NOT mobile, whatsapp, skype, cam, exchange pics, just old fashioned messaging and possible meet. Definitely NOT into dogging, gang bangs or watersports.
If I do not reply I'm probably not interested, thanks anyway and good luck in your search.
If you want a drive-through, try MacDonalds. If we haven't exchanged messages I am unlikely to be interested in a meet with you just because you happen to be in the area and a little lonely. Get yourself a good book, a big bar of chocolate and a bottle of fruity red.
I am a sea cup, it's a mermaid thing.
Pop! Six! Squish! Uh uh, Cicero, Lipschitz!
I don't respond to the winks thing, if you wink at me I will think you have something in your eye.
Thank you so much to all those who always take the time to 'love' my pics, I know who you are. Those who just look, I know who you are too lol. I have nothing to swap. You have to make do with what I show on my profile, I have nothing more to share so don't be greedy.
Advice: don't update your profile after a few glasses of red. Don't go on ebay either, I don't know where this yacht is going to go.
|What kind of people do you want to meet?||Straight man|
|What are you into?||Straight sex|
|Your interests||Fat cock to suck.
Trying to complete my 'I Spy book' of Wetherspoon establishments that I have been to. |
|Where are you from?||Coventry |
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