|Profile title||Looking for something, where are my keys |
|Profile description||Looking for regular or medium with a happy toy.
Hope you find my pics tasteful, no bluebells were intentionally harmed.
I DO NOT mobile, kik, skype, cam, exchange pics, just old fashioned messaging and possible meet. Definitely NOT into dogging, gang bangs or watersports.
If I do not reply I'm probably not interested, thanks anyway and good luck in your search.
If you want a drive-through, try MacDonalds. If we haven't exchanged messages I am unlikely to be interested in a meet with you just because you happen to be in the area and a little lonely. Get yourself a good book, a big bar of chocolate and a bottle of fruity red.
I am a sea cup, it's a mermaid thing.
Pop! Six! Squish! Uh uh, Cicero, Lipschitz!
I don't respond to the winks thing, if you wink at me I will think you have something in your eye.
If you are a 'armchair wanker' please keep your opinions to yourself. It's so easy to judge others whilst you are wanking yourself off in your own fuckin world. Please stay out of my world LOL. Careful you don't get bum sores and willy rot.
If you are still reading this I am impressed. You could be more entertained reading the graffiti written on a toilet door.
Bring back SPUNK
Bring back tutti fruitti sweets
|What kind of people do you want to meet?||Straight couple|
|What are you into?||Straight sex|
|Your interests||Fat cock to suck.
Trying to complete my 'I Spy book' of Wetherspoon establishments that I have been to. |
|Where are you from?||Coventry |
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