|Profile title||Looking for something, where are my keys |
|Profile description||Looking for regular or medium with a happy toy.
I DO NOT mobile, whatsapp, skype, cam, exchange pics, just old fashioned messaging and possible meet. Definitely NOT into dogging, gang bangs or watersports.
If I do not reply I'm probably not interested, thanks anyway and good luck in your search.
If you want a drive-through, try MacDonalds. If we haven't exchanged messages I am unlikely to be interested in a meet with you just because you happen to be in the area and a little lonely. Get yourself a good book, a big bar of chocolate and a bottle of fruity red.
I am a sea cup, it's a mermaid thing.
Pop! Six! Squish! Uh uh, Cicero, Lipschitz!
I don't respond to the winks thing, if you wink at me I will think you have something in your eye.
TO CONSTANTLY SWOON OVER ONE FEMALE ON THIS SITE HAS BECOME SO SAD AND BORING. TAKE A LOOK AT YOURSELVES PEOPLE, FROM WHERE I AM STANDING ALOT OF YOU ARE LOOKING PATHETIC. NO WONDER THE WOMEN ARE LEAVING THIS SITE. SAID SWOONERS SHOULD NOT BOTHER CONTACTING ME |
|What kind of people do you want to meet?||Straight couple|
|What are you into?||Straight sex|
|Your interests||Fat cock to suck.
Trying to complete my 'I Spy book' of Wetherspoon establishments that I have been to. |
|Where are you from?||Coventry |
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