|Profile title||Try reading my profile first!?!? |
|Profile description||Hi, I'm a 45 y.o. male. Looking for females or couples - esp older 'cougar' types, bi /cd / tv also get a chance ;)
I want a woman, to feel her body, to have her company, to smell her perfume, to feel the softness of her skin, to be aroused by the way she walks, takes her clothes off, talks to me. I want to arouse her mind as well as her body, to compliment her and make her feel good, in and out of bed. Is that so bad???
Now fer t funny bit....
Av not laffed as much since ar Mawd painted her nylons on with creosote (said it'd last longer than t gravy browning she used at civic hall last tuesday), it dint run in t rain an it wern't rationed y know!
As nver ad powdered eggs, the hole in t road we live in, which I remind ya, WE have to dig EVRY night, fills up wi water all time n eggs go all sticky like!
Av n'er met Sydney, but sure to god he's all grown up now n gon n got hi'self a proper job now , what wi all them good school projects 'es bin doin by getting all them profile bits n bobs and collecting all the photo's to paper his seedy little bedsit with!!!!
Eeeh, am so chuffed wi this reply I think I'll be puttin it on my profile for Sydney's young brother - reet shame fer that lad, bein afflicted like that. I blame mother I do, carryin on like that wi them bloody American airmen - all mouth n no trousers!
I am NOT looking for gay guys except exceptional tv/cd/ts. May make an exception for a bi guy as part of a couple
I'm clean, healthy, discreet and respectful (maybe a bit 'old fashioned' but I have a big sense of respect, dignity and honor).
Can't accommodate but more than willing to travel / meet.
Looking for NSA fun games and a bit of passion.
I'm bi but prefer females, "very occassional" cd/tv (ie NOT a drag queen!). Im NOT camp or effeminate.
Into just about everything EXCEPT the usual no no's!
Im experienced and considerate, esp with the ladies (they always come (cum?) first - it's only polite isn't it?).
I do not have a car, but I do have a big motorcycle so don't expect in-car fun!
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|What kind of people do you want to meet?||Straight couple|
|Couple with bisexual woman|
|Couple with bisexual guy|
|What are you into?||Dogging|
|Your interests||Being bloody silly, having a bloody good laugh and making people smile and feel good about themselves.
Resurrecting Norwegian Blue Parrots.
Kidnapping garden gnomes and terrorising toilet roll dispensers.
Cultivating funny plants in Police Station window boxes / floral displays then framing the Vicar for it :)
Motorsport, my bike, rock / metal music. Social drinks n smokes (?)
Lots and lots and lots of steamy sex (toys n whips optional! I have a good selection of both ;) )
Having FUN and a bloody good laugh!!! and more passionate sex! ;-) |
|Smoker||Trying to give up|
|Where are you from?||Ormskirk |
|Other locations||West Lancs area, Skem, Southport, St.Helens, Tarleton, Wigan, Preston etc etc etc.
ie LOCAL not Scotland, London, Cardiff, Birmingham. |