"My pal Jerome had an indie band called the sphygs up in Edinburgh..
So we went to see them at club ego up in picardy place there..
He was so fucked on booze and whatever that as he staggered on to play with the band he managed to face plant off the stage without playing a note! ..the rest of the band strummed half heartedly for a bit and when it was clear he wasnt going to get up called it a day lol!
As a post script, that club was gutted by a fire at new year when a thick dj managed to let off outdoor fireworks indoors, set the false ceiling on fire and ended the night in flames!
Legends of the music scene haha!