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What's the difference between a badger and a beaver

*oonshadow By *oonshadow   profile verified by photo (F 1 week ago

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One's for claws the other's got teeth

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*ikeit72 By  *ikeit72    profile verified by photo premium paying member (M) 1 week ago

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One is stripey the other likes it in the water

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*ohnnyThunder By *ohnnyThunder   profile verified by photo (M) 1 week ago

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One of them you can fuck...

....and the other one is a beaver?

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*.J.M.888 By  *.J.M.888    profile verified by photo premium paying member (M) 1 week ago

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Beavers like a good badgering

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By  *omb raider    profile verified by photo premium paying member (M) 1 week ago

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Beavers tend to be a lot wetter than badgers.

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*oonshadow By *oonshadow   profile verified by photo (F 1 week ago

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beavers do the front crawl and badgers do the back stroke

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*ikeit72 By  *ikeit72    profile verified by photo premium paying member (M) 1 week ago

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Also they are spelt different

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*orkshire rock By *orkshire rock   profile verified by photo (M) 1 week ago

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Badgers eat fish and beavers smell of fish.....

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By (user no longer on site) 1 week ago

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Hedgehogs.... enough said..

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By  *elshcouple18    profile verified by photo premium paying member (M)(F 1 week ago

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Badgers spread disease and beavers, oh wait beavers do too!!

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By  *Enoch    profile verified by photo premium paying member (M) 1 week ago

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"What's the difference between a badger and a beaver"

It's an E and a V.

Or a D and a G.

Depends on your perspective.

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*oonshadow By *oonshadow   profile verified by photo (F 1 week ago

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I'd buy both badger and beaver a drink

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*aptain_mithras By *aptain_mithras   profile verified by photo (M) 1 week ago

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I’ll show you my badger if you show me your beaver.

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*ohnnyThunder By *ohnnyThunder   profile verified by photo (M) 1 week ago

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What's the difference between a badger and a beaver?

.... About 5 pints?

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*.J.M.888 By  *.J.M.888    profile verified by photo premium paying member (M) 1 week ago

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"What's the difference between a badger and a beaver?

.... About 5 pints?"

Or a nice spliff !

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*igidly_Flexible By  *igidly_Flexible    profile verified by photo premium paying member (M) 6 days ago

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Well, I've badgered the odd beaver but I'd never badger the beaver on a badger. Dodgy, they're very hairy growlers.

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By (user no longer on site) 6 days ago

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Read in a david attenborough style....

A beaver is something which drives a man to insanity and once a ring has been put on the finger......

Enter the badger.... non stop... for the rest of his life, the beaver is now a distant memory of happy times...

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