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By  *Enoch    profile verified by photo premium paying member (M)  over a year ago

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My neighbour has decided to plant two fucking sycamore trees one foot from the boundary between our two properties. So that's my autumn schedule mapped out for the foreseeable.

Out of over 60,000 species of tree she goes and picks a weed!

Anyhow, nice day again today. Happy dogging one and all. x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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Could have been worse, I had a tree of heaven, nice name you might think, then you read up on it......

I thought it was an ash tree.

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By *asygent  (M)  over a year ago

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Anyone know an easy way to kill such plants.

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By  *ornyinconwy75    profile verified by photo premium paying member (M)  over a year ago

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"Anyone know an easy way to kill such plants."

Chainsaw?

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By *lutandhubby  (M)(F  over a year ago

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kill it with fire !

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By *oonshadow   profile verified by photo (F  over a year ago

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Copper nails or drown it in urine

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*ony5534 By *ony5534  (M)  over a year ago

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Copper nails are best. The urine is best drank straight from the font

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*ornynorthener By *ornynorthener  (M)  over a year ago

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Does she know how tall they grow and how much damage the roots will do the the house footings when it’s starts growing

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By  *Enoch    profile verified by photo premium paying member (M)  over a year ago

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"Anyone know an easy way to kill such plants."

I'm going down the rock salt route. Chuck a bit around the base on a regular basis and the fucker will wilt and die. At least so I'm told.

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By  *ornyinconwy75    profile verified by photo premium paying member (M)  over a year ago

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Use a hollow metal pole to make holes in the ground around tree then pour your salt in, add some brake fluid for good measure! Don't get caught!!

Ade.

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who wants cock

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By  *Enoch    profile verified by photo premium paying member (M)  over a year ago

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I want to kill the fuckers, not fertilize 'em!

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By *ovguy72  (M)  over a year ago

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where i live any sycamores within 15m of a dwelling can be removed as the roots spread 3 x the height of the tree , go see your council and see if they're a hazard to your property

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By *oonshadow   profile verified by photo (F  over a year ago

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Those decorative willow trees planted in front gardens are also a problem, the roots interfere with water pipes and such.

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By  *Enoch    profile verified by photo premium paying member (M)  over a year ago

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Anyone that plants a tree on their property that will overhang the boundary should be strung up. No ifs, no buts, it's just plain cuntish.

...and yes, them there Willows are a pest.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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Just show it a picture of my cock, it frightens most things away in an instant

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