"A pot noodle
Years ago at lunchtime I often wandered across to a little shop to buy a pot noodle. I actually like them.
One day I walked in and the girl serving said Good Morning my pot noodle man.
How embarrassing to be thought of as bloody pot noodle man lol.
Anyhow we had a laugh and became good friends and now many years later we still have the occasional lunch together.