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Best and worse chat up lines that actually worked

By (user no longer on site) 27 weeks ago

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Apart from did you wash your knickers in Windolene cause i can see myself in them tonight...

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By *nal Delight  (TV/TS/CD) 27 weeks ago

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Wanna fuck????

Works on this site 100%

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*oonshadow By *oonshadow   profile verified by photo (F 27 weeks ago

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"Wanna fuck????

Works on this site 100%"

I disagree 100%

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By (user no longer on site) 27 weeks ago

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Spent a year in America, I smoked at the time so would go up to a girl that was smoking and say.

"Scuse me darling mind if I bum a fag.... oh fuck sorry that means something very different here. I mean can I have a ciggie"

It had 100% success rate at least in terms of getting a conversation started and, if the girl herself was attached/not interested, they generally had a friend who was"

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*egalbeagle By *egalbeagle   profile verified by photo (M) 27 weeks ago

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I got with my current girlfriend by just noticing when she went outside (I don’t smoke) and I followed her, chatted to a few friends nearby then introduced myself to her.

She said that she and her friend were going back into the pub and I said “don’t go, I only came out here to tan to you!”.

That conversation has gone on for eight months and counting and we are talking about children...

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*egalbeagle By *egalbeagle   profile verified by photo (M) 27 weeks ago

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Talk to not tan to.

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By  *Enoch    profile verified by photo premium paying member (M) 27 weeks ago

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Poor kids!

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By *lutandhubby  (M)(F 27 weeks ago

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don,t scream, i have a knife!. works everytime 100%, xxx

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By *adolderguy   profile verified by photo (M) 27 weeks ago

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your obs not from glasgow , lol

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*aptain_mithras By *aptain_mithras   profile verified by photo (M) 27 weeks ago

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I think of some (in my opinion) witty and clever chat up lines but having seen this method of chatting up the girls on many occasions it’s not for me lol.

My well thought out, practised, witty, unbelievably clever lines usually go .....

Hi. You Ok? Fancy a drink? ...although on a talkative day I might also mention the weather lol.

Has worked perfectly well for many years.

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