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Send me the naughtiest thing you have ever done I need some inspiration :)

*sp6969 By *sp6969  (M) 21 weeks ago

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The chat on here does seem to have gone a bit quiet so somebody inbox me with the naughtiest thing you have ever done and let’s all try and make some friends

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*ohnnyThunder By *ohnnyThunder   profile verified by photo (M) 21 weeks ago

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Yep. Let us know how many messages you get, pal.

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*sp6969 By *sp6969  (M) 21 weeks ago

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Let’s be fair mate it was always going to be a long shot

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By  *Enoch    profile verified by photo premium paying member (M) 21 weeks ago

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Define naughty.

I don't want to confess the wrong stuff!

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By  *oned_torso    profile verified by photo premium paying member (M) 21 weeks ago

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I once ran through a farmers turnip field... he was rather cross at us.. it was exhilarating

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*iManExeter By *iManExeter  (M) 20 weeks ago

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What exactly do you mean by 'naughty'?

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By *oinercock  (M)(F 20 weeks ago

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In a fit of pique I voted to leave the EU.

Felt dirty the moment I left the polling booth.

Like I was in bed with he odious Gove on one side of me and the mop headed wanker Johnson on the other, both rubbing their dirty sweaty crotches against me.

Whilst the other cunt, with the camel coat, sat in a corner leering and tugging on his extremely small penis!!

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By *oonshadow   profile verified by photo (F 20 weeks ago

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Are turnips a clean or dirty veg?

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*agman By  *agman    profile verified by photo premium paying member (M) 20 weeks ago

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"I once ran through a farmers turnip field... he was rather cross at us.. it was exhilarating "

You were'nt holding hands with Theresa May when you did this were you? I heard she can be a bit of 'goer', so she can!

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*agman By  *agman    profile verified by photo premium paying member (M) 20 weeks ago

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I once - whilst feeling very very mischevious - told the wife i had a headache - so now she knows how that feels.

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By *oonshadow   profile verified by photo (F 20 weeks ago

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I'm sure TM's got a headache too

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*agman By  *agman    profile verified by photo premium paying member (M) 20 weeks ago

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Ms Moonshadow - that would be hardly surprising - after trying to sort the BREXIT debacle.

I'll allow her that headeache.

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By  *oned_torso    profile verified by photo premium paying member (M) 20 weeks ago

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Pfft.. I've seen better withdrawal negotiations after anal

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By *exiigeorgiaaxxx  (F 20 weeks ago

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Well when I was shagging my friends dad (she didn’t know) he basically told me never to go back there after his wife nearly found out. So one day I when he was at work I went over to see my friend and get my payback. I did a shit in a paper bag broke it up into several pieces and hid these in different places in the parents bedroom. One was stuffed inside the pillow, one was put underneath the carpet and trampled in, 2 bits in the radiator and of course, I had to put some in the wardrobe so his clothes would smell nice for work. He came round to see me a few days later and apologised. Is that naughty enough for you?

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*immyt By *immyt  (TV/TS/CD) 20 weeks ago

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My old neighbour from 6 years ago used to abuse myself and my mates that he saw. Living in area with only 30 houses everyone knows everyone, only time he was polite was when I was inviting people to bbqs being neighbourly I’d invite him so wouldn’t complain about the noise. Just got fed up with him and 6 years ago invited him he’d get smashed on free beer, he passed out veeted his head poured superglue over hands give him hairy palms! Following morning he phoned the cop but only veet found was in his house and he moved away.

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*ohnnyThunder By *ohnnyThunder   profile verified by photo (M) 20 weeks ago

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"Well when I was shagging my friends dad (she didn’t know) he basically told me never to go back there after his wife nearly found out. So one day I when he was at work I went over to see my friend and get my payback. I did a shit in a paper bag broke it up into several pieces and hid these in different places in the parents bedroom. One was stuffed inside the pillow, one was put underneath the carpet and trampled in, 2 bits in the radiator and of course, I had to put some in the wardrobe so his clothes would smell nice for work. He came round to see me a few days later and apologised. Is that naughty enough for you?"

It sounds like the kind of thing only a very stupid teenage boy would find funny.

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"My old neighbour from 6 years ago used to abuse myself and my mates that he saw. Living in area with only 30 houses everyone knows everyone, only time he was polite was when I was inviting people to bbqs being neighbourly I’d invite him so wouldn’t complain about the noise. Just got fed up with him and 6 years ago invited him he’d get smashed on free beer, he passed out veeted his head poured superglue over hands give him hairy palms! Following morning he phoned the cop but only veet found was in his house and he moved away. "

I’ll private send if you accept me

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*ohnnyThunder By *ohnnyThunder   profile verified by photo (M) 20 weeks ago

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That's this thread deleted then.

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*atpurr By *atpurr   profile verified by photo (F 20 weeks ago

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"That's this thread deleted then. "

Let’s hope so!

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*ohnnyThunder By *ohnnyThunder   profile verified by photo (M) 20 weeks ago

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You didn't quite get your wish, Kat. I was hoping it'd continue, so that it would become even more obvious that Georgina is a man!

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By *exiigeorgiaaxxx  (F 20 weeks ago

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"You didn't quite get your wish, Kat. I was hoping it'd continue, so that it would become even more obvious that Georgina is a man! "

Oh get over yourself. We all do horrible things as kids. And just because I said no to you in the other thread does not make me a man.

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By *289bill  (M) 20 weeks ago

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Had a 5 hour sex session in a ladies loo in a pub after hours with scrumptious landlady while her hubby was asleep upstairs. Every conceivable position and finished off over bar oral & doggy oh my what a night

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*ohnnyThunder By *ohnnyThunder   profile verified by photo (M) 20 weeks ago

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"You didn't quite get your wish, Kat. I was hoping it'd continue, so that it would become even more obvious that Georgina is a man!

Oh get over yourself. We all do horrible things as kids. And just because I said no to you in the other thread does not make me a man. "

Pardon? I don't recall asking you for anything!

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By *exiigeorgiaaxxx  (F 20 weeks ago

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"You didn't quite get your wish, Kat. I was hoping it'd continue, so that it would become even more obvious that Georgina is a man!

Oh get over yourself. We all do horrible things as kids. And just because I said no to you in the other thread does not make me a man. Pardon? I don't recall asking you for anything! "

Oops it was the other guy lol, sorry I got mixed up, blonde moment.

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By *rbital   profile verified by photo (M) 20 weeks ago

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"Had a 5 hour sex session in a ladies loo in a pub after hours with scrumptious landlady while her hubby was asleep upstairs. Every conceivable position and finished off over bar oral & doggy oh my what a night"

5 hours in a pub toilet !

It's bad enough going in for a piss let alone spending 5 hours shagging in the loo

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*ndeep94 By *ndeep94   profile verified by photo (M) 20 weeks ago

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"You didn't quite get your wish, Kat. I was hoping it'd continue, so that it would become even more obvious that Georgina is a man!

Oh get over yourself. We all do horrible things as kids. And just because I said no to you in the other thread does not make me a man. "

Don’t rise to them Georgia, you’re always going to get people that don’t like what you have to say. Yeah it’s disgusting but you’ve grown up since then and we still have a good time so just ignore them, they’re not worth your time x

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*ohnnyThunder By *ohnnyThunder   profile verified by photo (M) 20 weeks ago

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'tis the first sign of madness, apparently.

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By *oonshadow   profile verified by photo (F 20 weeks ago

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Now that you have grown up I hope you realise its best just to do a big Mr Whippy in the middle of the bed (one to be proud of)

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By *exiigeorgiaaxxx  (F 20 weeks ago

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"Now that you have grown up I hope you realise its best just to do a big Mr Whippy in the middle of the bed (one to be proud of) "

Careful, you might get mr _ohnnythunder calling you a bloke next

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By *oonshadow   profile verified by photo (F 20 weeks ago

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I have been vetted. My castration was painless.

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*ndeep94 By *ndeep94   profile verified by photo (M) 20 weeks ago

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"I have been vetted. My castration was painless. "

My circumcision wasn’t, went to this “cheap circumcision” place... That’s right it was a rip off

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*orkshire rock By *orkshire rock   profile verified by photo (M) 20 weeks ago

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I'd love to circumcise the world! sorry,that's circumnavigate the world....

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By *oonshadow   profile verified by photo (F 20 weeks ago

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You could always have your circumcision reversed

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*orkshire rock By *orkshire rock   profile verified by photo (M) 20 weeks ago

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I had mine done 20 years ago,so no thanks..

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By *exiigeorgiaaxxx  (F 20 weeks ago

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"You could always have your circumcision reversed"

He’s bullshitting he ain’t been circumcised he’s just trying to be funny lol, I got the joke although it did confuse me a bit at first lol xox

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*orkshire rock By *orkshire rock   profile verified by photo (M) 20 weeks ago

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I HAVE been snipped! got the scars to prove it too....

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*ndeep94 By *ndeep94   profile verified by photo (M) 20 weeks ago

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Thanks Georgia

Yorkshirerock, I’m sorry to hear, I’ll pass on the evidence though I think it’ll be enough to put me off if I was ever to need an emergency operation in the future lol!

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*orkshire rock By *orkshire rock   profile verified by photo (M) 19 weeks ago

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So was she talking about you or me?

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*ndeep94 By *ndeep94   profile verified by photo (M) 19 weeks ago

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"So was she talking about you or me?"

I don’t know now lol I’m confused, thought she was saying I was bullshitting because she knows what I’m like lol, don’t think she’d accuse you!

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By *lloyish  (M)(F 19 weeks ago

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Didn't pay the TV license this year. Ooft.

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By *ondiego85  (M) 19 weeks ago

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that's not naughty that's stupid. You fuck a married man, do you expect him to treat you like a wife or girlfriend? of course he'll treat you like a slut, the treatment you deserve

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By *ondiego85  (M) 19 weeks ago

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I was referring to georgia's post, of course

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*orkshire rock By *orkshire rock   profile verified by photo (M) 19 weeks ago

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Phew that's a relief......

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*eloveitsosexy3 By *eloveitsosexy3  (M)(F 19 weeks ago

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Hi all. I put my hand in wife's leggings at the pub as she cuddled up to me and my finger went up her ass.. And it was getting her horny. But when I pulled it Out... there was a very dirty smell and. I had to quickly go clean up. Luckily we were near the loos so the smell could be blamed on that

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By *exiigeorgiaaxxx  (F 19 weeks ago

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"that's not naughty that's stupid. You fuck a married man, do you expect him to treat you like a wife or girlfriend? of course he'll treat you like a slut, the treatment you deserve"

Funny thing is I’ve grown up a lot since. This was when I was 13/14 and at that age you believe anyone who shows the slightest bit of interest in you. I don’t regret doing what I did because I wasn’t the only child that he had done that to. Times moved on and he is now divorced and behind bars, shame I couldn’t see things for how it was at that time but I’ve no regret for the payback I got, even if it was childish and disgusting.

Any more questions?

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By  *Enoch    profile verified by photo premium paying member (M) 19 weeks ago

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"Any more questions?"

Fancy a shag?

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By *ondiego85  (M) 19 weeks ago

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Not really, with more context it makes more sense, although still regrettable

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*ndeep94 By *ndeep94   profile verified by photo (M) 19 weeks ago

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"Not really, with more context it makes more sense, although still regrettable"

Must admit that I don't think I'd regret doing something like that. If it was my family member that happened to I would do much worse and then have no regrets afterwards.

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*agman By  *agman    profile verified by photo premium paying member (M) 19 weeks ago

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"that's not naughty that's stupid. You fuck a married man, do you expect him to treat you like a wife or girlfriend? of course he'll treat you like a slut, the treatment you deserve"

"Not really, with more context it makes more sense, although still regrettable"

Obviously said 'with feeling and love'

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By *oonshadow   profile verified by photo (F 19 weeks ago

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I don't suppose he's in prison for stealing cars

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*ohnnyThunder By *ohnnyThunder   profile verified by photo (M) 19 weeks ago

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Sometimes one reads posts on here and it makes one remember that there are people from all walks of life on here. Not everyone is similar to oneself. It's easy to forget that on here sometimes.

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*agman By  *agman    profile verified by photo premium paying member (M) 19 weeks ago

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"Sometimes one reads posts on here and it makes one remember that there are people from all walks of life on here. Not everyone is similar to oneself. It's easy to forget that on here sometimes. "

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

You can't be serious!

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By *adolderguy   profile verified by photo (M) 19 weeks ago

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lol

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By *nal Delight  (TV/TS/CD) 18 weeks ago

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I put that builders expanding foam up somebody's exhaust pipe once. Bet that was fun getting that out.

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*agman By  *agman    profile verified by photo premium paying member (M) 18 weeks ago

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"I put that builders expanding foam up somebody's exhaust pipe once. Bet that was fun getting that out. "

".......up someones exhaust pipe........"

Was it during one of those 'foam parties'?

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By *nal Delight  (TV/TS/CD) 18 weeks ago

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Probably best to insert a plastic bag first before filling someone with the foam.

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*agman By  *agman    profile verified by photo premium paying member (M) 18 weeks ago

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"Probably best to insert a plastic bag first before filling someone with the foam. "

Puts a new slant on anal hair depilation!

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By *oonshadow   profile verified by photo (F 18 weeks ago

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Used the toilets at a service station/fast food outlet without making a purchase

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*r perky By *r perky   profile verified by photo (M) 18 weeks ago

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Wanked for my neighbour while she was in her garden watching. Risk of being seen by others. But it was hot.

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By *nal Delight  (TV/TS/CD) 18 weeks ago

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Blow job in the front carriage of the Docklands railway

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By  *dcbdc    profile verified by photo premium paying member (TV/TS/CD) 18 weeks ago

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Driving to a local dogging spot and placing a dildo on my dashboard. Get out of the car and enter the woods. Strip off to panties and black negligee and wait for the guys. Sucked off two and got wanked off by one. Oh and I am a guy so it was super hot for me

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By  *dcbdc    profile verified by photo premium paying member (TV/TS/CD) 18 weeks ago

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Nice

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By *ustinlatex  (F 17 weeks ago

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Fucked over the bonnet of a car in a public car park but then I was out to entice a few more doggers. L

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By *ilveroldie  (M) 17 weeks ago

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Pissed in my friend’s wife arse and, then fucked her, pulled out, came in her mouth and she swallowed my cum. She also took my cock in her mouth, drank my piss and didn’t remove her mouth until she had drunk it all. Had an anal affair with her - just anal no vaginal - best dirty sex I ever had!

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*ohnnyThunder By *ohnnyThunder   profile verified by photo (M) 17 weeks ago

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You're friend is a lucky guy to have you as a friend.

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*lfabravo By *lfabravo  (M) 17 weeks ago

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I feel like I have led a very dull life reading some of these ??

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*inalanyon By *inalanyon  (TV/TS/CD) 16 weeks ago

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"I feel like I have led a very dull life reading some of these ??"

Me too. Mind you some of them are not for me anyway!

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By  *Enoch    profile verified by photo premium paying member (M) 16 weeks ago

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"I feel like I have led a very dull life reading some of these ??"


"Me too. Mind you some of them are not for me anyway!"

Life can be so dull.

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By *nal Delight  (TV/TS/CD) 16 weeks ago

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I spiced mine up with the wife watching me having a full on snog some chick in a shop. I didn't see she was watching til I turned around and saw her walking towards me.

Wasn't 'just a kiss' either, it was one of those 'getta divorce' snogs. Started off to be just a peck on the cheek...

Yup, I've been reminded about ever since.

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By *eorge1949   profile verified by photo (M) 14 weeks ago

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I once drove at 47 mph in a 40 limit without getting caught.

I even drove at 78 mph on the motorway - wow!

Never let it be said I've had a dull life!

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By *adolderguy   profile verified by photo (M) 13 weeks ago

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I don t wear a seat belt and smoke at the same time just to show that I won t conform. then I put it on and drive away and put the fag out , cheers

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*orkshire rock By *orkshire rock   profile verified by photo (M) 13 weeks ago

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I once wrote something on here with grammar that was all wrong knowing full well that BiManExeter was online, I know! crazy or what?.....

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