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What can I do with an aubergine?

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By *oonshadow   profile verified by photo (F 27 weeks ago

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Just bought a box of vegetables. What can I do with an aubergine?

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*iManExeter By *iManExeter  (M) 27 weeks ago

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Eat it!

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By *incslook   profile verified by photo (M) 27 weeks ago

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Use it as a stuffing....

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*ikeit72 By  *ikeit72    profile verified by photo premium paying member (M) 27 weeks ago

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slice it, fry in butter add onions, peppers, and tomatoes, then invite me round for dinner

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*ohnnyThunder By *ohnnyThunder   profile verified by photo (M) 27 weeks ago

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Bin that mother fucker. Vegetables are for rabbits.

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By *rbital   profile verified by photo (M) 27 weeks ago

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Insert it in me while we are having some fun. Btw i have a parsnip going spare

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*laxen By *laxen   profile verified by photo (M) 27 weeks ago

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Lamb moussaka springs to mind and now i'm hungary

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By *oonshadow   profile verified by photo (F 27 weeks ago

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Moussaka would be the obvious choice though not too appealing to be honest. Fried in butter sounds nice. Think I might go to the pet shop tomorrow and buy a rabbit. Thanks for the input.

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*laxen By *laxen   profile verified by photo (M) 27 weeks ago

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"Moussaka would be the obvious choice though not too appealing to be honest. Fried in butter sounds nice. Think I might go to the pet shop tomorrow and buy a rabbit. Thanks for the input."

Double dare you to ask where the batteries go

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By  *Enoch    profile verified by photo premium paying member (M) 27 weeks ago

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Slice that aubergine, bit of oil, bake for a bit, top with tomato and mozzarella and under the grill for a melt.

Happy to help.

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By *oinercock  (M)(F 27 weeks ago

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Hollowed out - hey presto, cheap fleshlight!

So my mate told me!!

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By *oonshadow   profile verified by photo (F 27 weeks ago

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"Hollowed out - hey presto, cheap fleshlight!

So my mate told me!!"

Of course he did lol

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*laxen By *laxen   profile verified by photo (M) 27 weeks ago

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Carved and peeled ginger root makes for a good butt plug... so i'm told

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By *oonshadow   profile verified by photo (F 27 weeks ago

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"Carved and peeled ginger root makes for a good butt plug... so i'm told "

Something to look out for at the Craft fayre

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*adderMax By *adderMax   profile verified by photo (M) 27 weeks ago

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..peeled ginger root up the bum, its a punishment! haha!

for a demo, look up the movie

'Two hot teens in hard caning vintage scene'

on upornia dot com

An everyday story about two hot naughty german girls being punished at christmas!

screamingly funny!

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*ikeit72 By  *ikeit72    profile verified by photo premium paying member (M) 27 weeks ago

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"Moussaka would be the obvious choice though not too appealing to be honest. Fried in butter sounds nice. Think I might go to the pet shop tomorrow and buy a rabbit. Thanks for the input."

another idea - keep the rabbit for later and I will cook for us I will get us a dozen oysters and we can see if they all work

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By *oonshadow   profile verified by photo (F 27 weeks ago

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Yes get some Gorleston oysters and make me a pearl necklace too

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*laxen By *laxen   profile verified by photo (M) 27 weeks ago

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"..peeled ginger root up the bum, its a punishment! haha!

for a demo, look up the movie

'Two hot teens in hard caning vintage scene'

on upornia dot com

An everyday story about two hot naughty german girls being punished at christmas!

screamingly funny!

"

Figging, as it is called on the BDSM scene. If anyone has ever had a bit of muscle rub go astray... I would imagine it is a similar experience.

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*ikeit72 By  *ikeit72    profile verified by photo premium paying member (M) 27 weeks ago

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"Yes get some Gorleston oysters and make me a pearl necklace too"

you are on - message me when you want to come and sample - or sample and come lol

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*igidly_Flexible By *igidly_Flexible   profile verified by photo (M) 26 weeks ago

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Proctologists claim Uranus can accommodate a rugby ball, at a push, so an aubergine is a warm up act.

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*ttis2 By *ttis2   profile verified by photo (M)(F 26 weeks ago

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Add it to a whatsapp chat with a water splash to indicate your appreciation of something sexy by way of a wank

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