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*aptain_mithras By *aptain_mithras   profile verified by photo (M) 1 week ago

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I recently sent a text message to a lady I’ve been seeing off and on for quite a while.

It read “Love you kisses xxxxx” to which she replied in such a way it had me scrambling to my phone to re-read my sent text.

She thought I had declared my love but my text should have read “Love your kisses xxxxx”

All sorted but I’m definitely reading my messages a little more closely before pressing send.

Have you send the wrong message? It’s so easy to do.

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By *oonshadow   profile verified by photo (F 1 week ago

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Capt, see you at the wedding x

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*hocolateboy1976 By *hocolateboy1976   profile verified by photo (M) 1 week ago

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Yup...sometimes I think the tech os to blame as we're so used to the speed of which we can send messages we forget to check for spelling , grammar etc....

I've called a female boss 'Mum' once...luckily she didnt take offence.

'More haste, less speed' as my History teacher used to say.

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*hocolateboy1976 By *hocolateboy1976   profile verified by photo (M) 1 week ago

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"Yup...sometimes I think the tech os to blame as we're so used to the speed of which we can send messages we forget to check for spelling , grammar etc....

I've called a female boss 'Mum' once...luckily she didnt take offence.

'More haste, less speed' as my History teacher used to say.

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case in point ...it should be 'is' not 'os'!!

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*aptain_mithras By *aptain_mithras   profile verified by photo (M) 1 week ago

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"Capt, see you at the wedding x"

Haha. I'll be the one disappearing over the hills ..... shouting catch me if you can

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*aptain_mithras By *aptain_mithras   profile verified by photo (M) 1 week ago

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"Yup...sometimes I think the tech os to blame as we're so used to the speed of which we can send messages we forget to check for spelling , grammar etc....

I've called a female boss 'Mum' once...luckily she didnt take offence.

'More haste, less speed' as my History teacher used to say.

case in point ...it should be 'is' not 'os'!!"

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*ohnnyThunder By *ohnnyThunder   profile verified by photo (M) 1 week ago

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Are you telling me that you're having sex with women that you don't love?

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*aptain_mithras By *aptain_mithras   profile verified by photo (M) 1 week ago

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"Are you telling me that you're having sex with women that you don't love?

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Now I'm feeling bloody ashamed and embarrassed lol.

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*egalbeagle By *egalbeagle   profile verified by photo (M) 1 week ago

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Disgraceful.

Carry on...!

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*orkshire rock By *orkshire rock   profile verified by photo (M) 1 week ago

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I love marzipan....

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By  *Enoch    profile verified by photo premium paying member (M) 1 week ago

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Did you ever shag a wedding cake?

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*orkshire rock By *orkshire rock   profile verified by photo (M) 1 week ago

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Doesn't everyone? How do you think they get the icing so white?

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By *oonshadow   profile verified by photo (F 1 week ago

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is that the secret of soft peaks

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*ohnnyThunder By *ohnnyThunder   profile verified by photo (M) 1 week ago

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"Doesn't everyone? How do you think they get the icing so white?"

So that's how they make an Eton Mess?

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By  *incslook    profile verified by photo premium paying member (M) 1 week ago

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Isn't an Eton Mess a descriptive term for the current state of the Tory party..!!

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*aptain_mithras By *aptain_mithras   profile verified by photo (M) 1 week ago

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After much deliberation I’ve decided to postpone wedding arrangements but as a gesture of goodwill she is permitted her conjugal rights and we might have a couple of honeymoons .... I know I know I’m so thoughtful!

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