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Almost the same innit?

*aptain_mithras By *aptain_mithras   profile verified by photo (M) 9 weeks ago

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What's the difference between a geneaologist and a gynacologist?

One looks up the family tree....the other looks up the family bush!

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By (user no longer on site) 9 weeks ago

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a pussy in yer face is worth two in a bush.

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By  *adolderguy    profile verified by photo premium paying member (M) 9 weeks ago

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"What's the difference between a geneaologist and a gynacologist?

One looks up the family tree....the other looks up the family bush!

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the genealogists find all the bstards in your past family history and the gynaecologists make sure your grandkids can do the same

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By (user no longer on site) 9 weeks ago

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haaaa haaaa

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By *oonshadow   profile verified by photo (F 9 weeks ago

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I would only want to open up to one

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By (user no longer on site) 9 weeks ago

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By  *adolderguy    profile verified by photo premium paying member (M) 9 weeks ago

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"I would only want to open up to one"

its my new open uni course. ive got the gloves n lube , I just need you to help talk me through it for my credits

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reminds me of the old joke about a woman who had been married 3 times but still a virgin. the first one was a gynaecologist he just wanted to look at it, the second was a psychiatrist he just wanted to talk about it , the third one was a stamp collector....

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By *3jb  (M) 9 weeks ago

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haahaa

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*ohnnyThunder By *ohnnyThunder   profile verified by photo (M) 9 weeks ago

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"reminds me of the old joke about a woman who had been married 3 times but still a virgin. the first one was a gynaecologist he just wanted to look at it, the second was a psychiatrist he just wanted to talk about it , the third one was a stamp collector.... "

He wanted to display it in an album?

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By *orderman  (M) 9 weeks ago

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Did you hear about the gynaecologist who Wall papered his hallway through his letterbox....

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"Did you hear about the gynaecologist who Wall papered his hallway through his letterbox.... "

letterbox surgery?

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By  *Enoch    profile verified by photo premium paying member (M) 9 weeks ago

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I delivered one of my kids.

At least I was the only one there while Mrs Enoch spat the little brat out.

She couldn't have done it without me.

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