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By  *Enoch    profile verified by photo premium paying member (M) 1 week ago

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I said to Mrs Enoch "What would you do if I won the lottery?"

She said "Take half and leave."

I said "Here's a fiver, fuck off!"

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By *arkeststar  (M) 1 week ago

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"I said to Mrs Enoch "What would you do if I won the lottery?"

She said "Take half and leave."

I said "Here's a fiver, fuck off!""

Shame it wasn't the Euro.......... some weeks the win is £2.00, you could have saved £4.00!!!!

You are just too good to Mrs E, throwing that sort of cash about!!

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By  *r and Mrs shy    profile verified by photo premium paying member (M)(F 1 week ago

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Lol

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By *oonshadow   profile verified by photo (F 1 week ago

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I would like to think I was worth a few million to be disposed of

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By  *Enoch    profile verified by photo premium paying member (M) 1 week ago

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Like to think I've always been fair minded.

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By *elloyou x   profile verified by photo (F 1 week ago

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My husband was tempted over in Egypt when he was offered a camel and £50.00 in exchange for me!

You’re fiver was pretty generous to be fair!

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*ohnnyThunder By *ohnnyThunder   profile verified by photo (M) 1 week ago

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I'm sure that if the camel could do the dishes, you'd have been sold.

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By  *r and Mrs shy    profile verified by photo premium paying member (M)(F 1 week ago

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Was in town and i couldnt pay to get rid of mrs shy lmfao

Shes gonna read it this im gonna know about it lol

Al be the one hidding lol

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By *elloyou x   profile verified by photo (F 1 week ago

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"I'm sure that if the camel could do the dishes, you'd have been sold. "

He was considering using the £50.00 to put towards a dishwasher!

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By  *r and Mrs shy    profile verified by photo premium paying member (M)(F 1 week ago

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A dish washer wont look as good

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By *elloyou x   profile verified by photo (F 1 week ago

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"A dish washer wont look as good "

Oh you two!! You’re so damn cute! Hope you’re well, message me!

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By  *r and Mrs shy    profile verified by photo premium paying member (M)(F 1 week ago

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thank you

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*ohnnyThunder By *ohnnyThunder   profile verified by photo (M) 1 week ago

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She may well be better looking, but can she traipse through the desert for days on end without a drink? Your poor husband must have had one hell of a dilemma,it's a tough call.

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By  *r and Mrs shy    profile verified by photo premium paying member (M)(F 1 week ago

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Is the camel still available

This hole is getting deeper lol

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By *elloyou x   profile verified by photo (F 1 week ago

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"She may well be better looking, but can she traipse through the desert for days on end without a drink? Your poor husband must have had one hell of a dilemma,it's a tough call. "

I can’t even go into town without needing a large latte in Costa J.T so you’ve got me there! But I do perform well when I’ve had my caffeine fix, and I don’t take up as much room as a camel would....so I still have some potential!

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By  *Enoch    profile verified by photo premium paying member (M) 1 week ago

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Camels don't make good pets.

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By *arkeststar  (M) 1 week ago

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"Camels don't make good pets."

I've noticed that................ they have always go the hump!! ta.....dish............. I'm here all week

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By *oonshadow   profile verified by photo (F 1 week ago

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Don't they spit?

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By *arkeststar  (M) 1 week ago

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"Don't they spit?"

I don't know Mrs Enoch that well, but, rumour has it, she always swallowed??

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By  *Enoch    profile verified by photo premium paying member (M) 1 week ago

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How very rude!

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By *oonshadow   profile verified by photo (F 1 week ago

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Yes it's rude to spit

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By  *Enoch    profile verified by photo premium paying member (M) 1 week ago

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Is it ok to slobber a bit?

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