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*aptain_mithras By *aptain_mithras   profile verified by photo (M) 10 weeks ago

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This is a serious question as I don't and I feel that is odd and men/women I have told think it is odd too

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By  *Enoch    profile verified by photo premium paying member (M) 10 weeks ago

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Oh you're certainly odd.

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By *oonshadow   profile verified by photo (F 10 weeks ago

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Isn't it like asking 'do you breath' lol

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*aptain_mithras By *aptain_mithras   profile verified by photo (M) 10 weeks ago

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"Isn't it like asking 'do you breath' lol"

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Nope .. I gave up breathing years ago

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It's odd because when I tell people they tend not to believe me. A psychiatrist would probably think I have feelings of guilt lol.

The truth is I just never have apart form a few times when I was very young. I have tried when I have been alone and feeling horny .. but it goes softer instead of harder

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*r and Mrs shy By  *r and Mrs shy    profile verified by photo premium paying member (M)(F 10 weeks ago

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Its like a training session a couple of times a week and its fine some train alot harder tho lol

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By (user no longer on site) 10 weeks ago

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"Its like a training session a couple of times a week and its fine some train alot harder tho lol"

I ought to be a frickin Olympian then!!!!!

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*r and Mrs shy By  *r and Mrs shy    profile verified by photo premium paying member (M)(F 10 weeks ago

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Lmfao a champion in the making lol

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By (user no longer on site) 10 weeks ago

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"Lmfao a champion in the making lol"

Makes you wonder if they have "classes" like weight categories............ and.... representing Great Britain in the 0-3 inches class, Dark Star........ this is the culmination of 40+ years of training............. look at the classic blistering........ you don't get those sorts of callouses overnight!!!

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*ruising4fun By *ruising4fun  (M) 10 weeks ago

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I heard that masturbating too much gives you bad eyesight ????

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By *elly9765  (M) 10 weeks ago

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Who said that, I can't quite see ?

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By (user no longer on site) 10 weeks ago

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Gave up on that a few years ago

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By *orthwalesmale1  (M) 10 weeks ago

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I've always assumed there were two types of people in this world. Masturbators and liars

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*igidly_Flexible By *igidly_Flexible   profile verified by photo (M) 10 weeks ago

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Goodness. I'm forever shaking hands with the wee chap and hoofing conker porridge all over the show. Especially at work. It's not that popular with the staff, but I'm an undertaker and the customers have never complained.

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By  *adolderguy    profile verified by photo premium paying member (M) 10 weeks ago

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you mean there`s actually people who don`t

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*aptain_mithras By *aptain_mithras   profile verified by photo (M) 10 weeks ago

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"you mean there`s actually people who don`t"

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Yes I’m afraid so. It’s easy to admit that on here but when talking face to face and asked if I do I just skip over it because I know it sounds odd to say I don’t. Not even a case that I don’t now .. I never really have.

I seriously feel as if I have missed out.

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*atpurr By  *atpurr    profile verified by photo premium paying member (F 10 weeks ago

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*odlyx By *odlyx   profile verified by photo (M) 10 weeks ago

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I’ve known of a few women who didn’t/don’t. My ex wife for example never used to at all but then again she didn’t enjoy sex either for many years until she opened up (pun intended) and started to explore and find what worked for her. Before we split she did more regularly with her wand but up until say 29 she never did.

Men on the other hand, that’s one I’ve never heard of. I mean I’ve had odd occasions where I’ve tried and it’s gone softer not harder but that’s very rare and usually when I have too much on my mind.

Other times I can do it 3/4 times in a day lol

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*iManExeter By *iManExeter  (M) 10 weeks ago

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I just read an article by a 24 year old woman who works in an office and recommends masturbating at lunchtimes. She says that it improves her afternoon demeanor and increases her overall productivity.

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*atpurr By  *atpurr    profile verified by photo premium paying member (F 10 weeks ago

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Some people are just real wankers

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By  *Enoch    profile verified by photo premium paying member (M) 10 weeks ago

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That's me!

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*ohnnyThunder By *ohnnyThunder   profile verified by photo (M) 10 weeks ago

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Do you not find yourself feeling more het up and aggressive if you don't have sex, captain?

Without masturbation, I'd be a raging maniac. It just takes the edge off. Makes me a more rounded, pleasent person around women too.

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*aptain_mithras By *aptain_mithras   profile verified by photo (M) 10 weeks ago

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"Do you not find yourself feeling more het up and aggressive if you don't have sex, captain?

Without masturbation, I'd be a raging maniac. It just takes the edge off. Makes me a more rounded, pleasent person around women too. "

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I'm sure it would but I have never tried going without lol.

Joking apart I do get what you are saying and going without might indeed make me a bit more techy .. Over many years I have taken up dogging and cruising and have certainly had random sex just for the sake of it. Now the colder weather is here I would gladly take up wanking .. my cock works perfectly but my head doesn't get in gear

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By *layfulplums2   profile verified by photo (M) 10 weeks ago

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Oh yes, I wank, ball banging hard and fast!

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By *utwillie   profile verified by photo (M) 10 weeks ago

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Surely nature intended guys to masturbate, that's why the bellend is the shape it is. It's designed so that your hand doesn't slip of when you're having a wank.

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*aptain_mithras By *aptain_mithras   profile verified by photo (M) 9 weeks ago

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I need to try harder. I might try the infamous Waltzing Wank!

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Slow Slow Quick Quick Slow ............... Strictly Cum Wanking.

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By *utwillie   profile verified by photo (M) 9 weeks ago

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What's white and slides across the dance floor?

Cum dancing!!!

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By  *adolderguy    profile verified by photo premium paying member (M) 9 weeks ago

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is that wats known as the pali - glide

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By *utwillie   profile verified by photo (M) 9 weeks ago

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I think the girls know it as doing the bossafavour.

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By  *adolderguy    profile verified by photo premium paying member (M) 9 weeks ago

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whatever, they `heading on a slippery slope

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By  *Enoch    profile verified by photo premium paying member (M) 9 weeks ago

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I entered a blindfolded wanking competition last night.

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No idea where I came!

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By  *adolderguy    profile verified by photo premium paying member (M) 9 weeks ago

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wait till the child support request comes in ,lol

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*teveeb By  *teveeb    profile verified by photo premium paying member (M) 9 weeks ago

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Fuck me I can't see what you wrote

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By  *Enoch    profile verified by photo premium paying member (M) 9 weeks ago

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The most sensitive part of the body when you're having a wank is your ears.

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*aptain_mithras By *aptain_mithras   profile verified by photo (M) 9 weeks ago

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"The most sensitive part of the body when you're having a wank is your ears."

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very important if you're wanking in a public place and want to hear anyone approaching.

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By (user no longer on site) 6 weeks ago

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"The most sensitive part of the body when you're having a wank is your ears.

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very important if you're wanking in a public place and want to hear anyone approaching. "

Not anyone coming

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By *igbarnsleybloke  (M) 5 weeks ago

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yup i do...im pretty sure everyone does. or they should ... stop them being mardy or miserable haha

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By  *oppCock    profile verified by photo premium paying member (M) 5 weeks ago

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Keep it healthy and exercise!

Masturbation isn't proper exercise, you need to make your tool BIGGER, STRONGER so you can jack hammer those treasure boxes open!

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By  *adolderguy    profile verified by photo premium paying member (M) 5 weeks ago

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when you`ve got hangover horn and sleep alone ,its the only execise

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*aptain_mithras By *aptain_mithras   profile verified by photo (M) 5 weeks ago

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Now I know why I’m mardy and miserable with a weak willie ........... omg I want to die lol.

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By (user no longer on site) 5 weeks ago

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Yep, i very much do. Always been highly sexed, and when the urge takes hold i invariably have to take it in hand, so to speak!

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