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By  *Enoch    profile verified by photo premium paying member (M) 25 weeks ago

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B N A G.

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By (user no longer on site) 25 weeks ago

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"B N A G."

Oh dear....... next time it will be "What cheese is made backwards....................... EDAM"

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By *oonshadow   profile verified by photo (F 25 weeks ago

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You are all dam

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By  *Enoch    profile verified by photo premium paying member (M) 25 weeks ago

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Apparently, the average person is a 28-year-old Chinese man.

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By *oonshadow   profile verified by photo (F 25 weeks ago

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How high is a China man

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By  *Enoch    profile verified by photo premium paying member (M) 25 weeks ago

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As is Hung Low.

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*ohnnyThunder By *ohnnyThunder   profile verified by photo (M) 25 weeks ago

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Christ guys, Stan Bordman has just phoned, he wants his joke book back.

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By  *Enoch    profile verified by photo premium paying member (M) 25 weeks ago

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He can't have it!

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By (user no longer on site) 25 weeks ago

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"He can't have it!"

I thought you inherited yours from Barry Chuckle?? Did he give it "To You....................."

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By *ack117  (M) 25 weeks ago

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Will glass coffins be a success?

Remains to be seen

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By (user no longer on site) 25 weeks ago

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I hate Russian dolls, they’re so full of themselves

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*RATHER By *RATHER   premium paying member (M) 25 weeks ago

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Im reading a book about anti gravity, i just cant put it down!

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By  *adolderguy    profile verified by photo premium paying member (M) 25 weeks ago

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"I hate Russian dolls, they’re so full of themselves"

another case of Russian inclusian

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By *ack117  (M) 25 weeks ago

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Do Russians play roulette?

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By  *adolderguy    profile verified by photo premium paying member (M) 25 weeks ago

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yeah , but it always comes to a dead end

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By *ack117  (M) 25 weeks ago

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I was swimming in the sea today when a giant hand rose from the water.

I thought, wow that's a big wave

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By  *Enoch    profile verified by photo premium paying member (M) 25 weeks ago

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I won't rest until I find a cure for insomnia.

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*RATHER By *RATHER   premium paying member (M) 25 weeks ago

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jokes about German sausages are the wurst

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By *orderman  (M) 25 weeks ago

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Do male fortune tellers with crystal balls see themselves coming..

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*iManExeter By *iManExeter  (M) 25 weeks ago

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2 nuns in the bath and one says "Where's the soap". The other replies "Yes it does".

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*ohnnyThunder By *ohnnyThunder   profile verified by photo (M) 25 weeks ago

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"2 nuns in the bath and one says "Where's the soap". The other replies "Yes it does". "

Nope, I'm not getting it. Please explain.

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By *oonshadow   profile verified by photo (F 25 weeks ago

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Me neever

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By  *Enoch    profile verified by photo premium paying member (M) 25 weeks ago

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You'd have been closer if you'd type 'beever'.

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By (user no longer on site) 25 weeks ago

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Play on words, "wears the soap", or were you both being sarcastic?

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By  *Enoch    profile verified by photo premium paying member (M) 25 weeks ago

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I've failed my mathematics test so many times I lost count.

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*orkshire rock By *orkshire rock   profile verified by photo (M) 24 weeks ago

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There's three types of mathematicians,those who can count and those who can't...

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By  *r and Mrs shy    profile verified by photo premium paying member (M)(F 24 weeks ago

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So whats the forth kind lol

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By *oonshadow   profile verified by photo (F 24 weeks ago

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I've just purchased a paddling pool, can't wait for the summer lol

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By *oonshadow   profile verified by photo (F 24 weeks ago

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oops wrong thread

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*aptain_mithras By *aptain_mithras   profile verified by photo (M) 24 weeks ago

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What’s the difference between a paddling pool and a swimming pool?

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Deepends!

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By *oonshadow   profile verified by photo (F 24 weeks ago

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lol, don't forget your rubber ring!

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*aptain_mithras By *aptain_mithras   profile verified by photo (M) 24 weeks ago

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"lol, don't forget your rubber ring!"

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You have a rubber fetish

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By *oonshadow   profile verified by photo (F 24 weeks ago

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Rubber rings, johnnies, ducks, you name it

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By  *Enoch    profile verified by photo premium paying member (M) 24 weeks ago

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Chinese food?

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*aptain_mithras By *aptain_mithras   profile verified by photo (M) 24 weeks ago

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"Chinese food?"

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it was spying on me .. it's eyes followed me around the room .. it was a Peking duck

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