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B N A G.
"B N A G."
Oh dear....... next time it will be "What cheese is made backwards....................... EDAM"
You are all dam
Apparently, the average person is a 28-year-old Chinese man.
How high is a China man
As is Hung Low.
Christ guys, Stan Bordman has just phoned, he wants his joke book back.
He can't have it!
"He can't have it!"
I thought you inherited yours from Barry Chuckle?? Did he give it "To You....................."
Will glass coffins be a success?
Remains to be seen
I hate Russian dolls, they’re so full of themselves
Im reading a book about anti gravity, i just cant put it down!
"I hate Russian dolls, they’re so full of themselves"
another case of Russian inclusian
Do Russians play roulette?
yeah , but it always comes to a dead end
I was swimming in the sea today when a giant hand rose from the water.
I thought, wow that's a big wave
I won't rest until I find a cure for insomnia.
jokes about German sausages are the wurst
Do male fortune tellers with crystal balls see themselves coming..
2 nuns in the bath and one says "Where's the soap". The other replies "Yes it does".
"2 nuns in the bath and one says "Where's the soap". The other replies "Yes it does". "Nope, I'm not getting it. Please explain.
You'd have been closer if you'd type 'beever'.
Play on words, "wears the soap", or were you both being sarcastic?
I've failed my mathematics test so many times I lost count.
There's three types of mathematicians,those who can count and those who can't...
So whats the forth kind lol
I've just purchased a paddling pool, can't wait for the summer lol
oops wrong thread
What’s the difference between a paddling pool and a swimming pool?
lol, don't forget your rubber ring!
"lol, don't forget your rubber ring!"
You have a rubber fetish
Rubber rings, johnnies, ducks, you name it
it was spying on me .. it's eyes followed me around the room .. it was a Peking duck