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By *andyBuggers  (M)(F 40 weeks ago

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The old chestnut "I've never had any complaints" when asked about sexual prowess.

I say, bullshit!

We've all had an experience or two that wasn't exactly perfect.

I've been banned from having sex on the beach by Mrs RB because my balls always flick sand up her arse!

We've had some strange experiences when playing with others too.

Come on, 'fess up!

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*aptain_mithras By *aptain_mithras   profile verified by photo (M) 40 weeks ago

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Sometimes it's great when things go wrong and certainly more memorable.

I was at a client's house one morning and we were both getting very aroused. She was also waiting for an electrician to call (to fix her electrics) and as we rubbed together at the bottom of her stairs I was trying to entice her up as she was saying she had to remain downstairs and answer the door.

Maybe it was the thrill of the occasion but as we writhed in ecstacy she eventually succombed to the passion and said "ok" at just the same moment I cum in my pants.

That was actually one of my successes lol.

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By  *Enoch    profile verified by photo premium paying member (M) 40 weeks ago

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I've never had any within earshot.

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By  *igbum.    profile verified by photo premium paying member (F 40 weeks ago

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"The old chestnut "I've never had any complaints" when asked about sexual prowess.

I say, bullshit!

We've all had an experience or two that wasn't exactly perfect.

I've been banned from having sex on the beach by Mrs RB because my balls always flick sand up her arse!

We've had some strange experiences when playing with others too.

Come on, 'fess up!"

Totally agree, a load of BS and I've had messages before saying 'never had any complaints'

They can't think of anything original to say that's all

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By *adolderguy   profile verified by photo (M) 40 weeks ago

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but you can understand if they are using sign language

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By  *igbum.    profile verified by photo premium paying member (F 40 weeks ago

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"but you can understand if they are using sign language"

Most are big headed

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By *adolderguy   profile verified by photo (M) 40 weeks ago

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meant they might be deaf

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*aptain_mithras By *aptain_mithras   profile verified by photo (M) 40 weeks ago

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............... then there was the time I was putting a condom on in the dark ... inside out and in my moment of passion pushed my penis right through so just a ring was left.

Penis .. did you notice I said penis?

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By  *igbum.    profile verified by photo premium paying member (F 40 weeks ago

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"............... then there was the time I was putting a condom on in the dark ... inside out and in my moment of passion pushed my penis right through so just a ring was left.

Penis .. did you notice I said penis? "

Yes it's been noticed that you've deigned to say "penis"

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By  *Enoch    profile verified by photo premium paying member (M) 40 weeks ago

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He's got some class has that there captain.

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*aptain_mithras By *aptain_mithras   profile verified by photo (M) 40 weeks ago

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"He's got some class has that there captain."

nice of you to say so lol.

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*aptain_mithras By *aptain_mithras   profile verified by photo (M) 39 weeks ago

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I just thought of another instance a few years back ... in bed with a new lover and things were going really well ... lots of entangled passion etc ... then right at the moment I’m about to cum she starts shouting Don’t Stop, Don’t Stop ... if only she had shouted a few seconds earlier I might have held back lol.

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*aptain_mithras By *aptain_mithras   profile verified by photo (M) 39 weeks ago

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Just remembered a brilliant complaint lol.

I was with a girl in her mobile home and we had been in bed playing for a while ... I was on my back and she was sat astride me ... so far so good ................

I woke up to her shouting at me and saying I was snoring!

Very unfair and judgemental I thought.

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By *adolderguy   profile verified by photo (M) 39 weeks ago

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remember , women don`t fart or snore , except when they do

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*atpurr By *atpurr   profile verified by photo (F 39 weeks ago

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"remember , women don`t fart or snore , except when they do "

I do

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*aptain_mithras By *aptain_mithras   profile verified by photo (M) 39 weeks ago

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"remember , women don`t fart or snore , except when they do

I do "

My hero.

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*atpurr By *atpurr   profile verified by photo (F 39 weeks ago

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I snore and wake myself up, and I’m such a child I fart and giggle

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*ohnnyThunder By *ohnnyThunder   profile verified by photo (M) 39 weeks ago

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A lady complained to me recently, that I came too quickly. "You're quite mistaken" I told her. "I came exactly when I had wanted to."

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*iManExeter By *iManExeter  (M) 39 weeks ago

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I friend of mine is a gorgeous blonde who often complains that most men just look at her big tits.

But why then does she wear such low cut tops all the time?

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By *illingtotry2017   profile verified by photo (M) 39 weeks ago

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"I snore and wake myself up, and I’m such a child I fart and giggle "

I've never heard myself snore, so I can't confirm nor deny it I do as for farting I am cut from the same cloth Kat, the older I get the funnier they are

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*aptain_mithras By *aptain_mithras   profile verified by photo (M) 39 weeks ago

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"I friend of mine is a gorgeous blonde who often complains that most men just look at her big tits.

But why then does she wear such low cut tops all the time? "

I often look at a ladies breasts when I'm talking to her and have always thought it was a complimentary thing to do.

Pssst ... I'm a breast whisperer

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*aptain_mithras By *aptain_mithras   profile verified by photo (M) 39 weeks ago

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Another complaint has jumped to mind and this one I have received quite a number of times although sometimes (hopefully) it has been tongue in cheek.

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You always make me lay in the wet patch !!!!!!!

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*aptain_mithras By *aptain_mithras   profile verified by photo (M) 39 weeks ago

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I had a complaint earlier this evening and thought straight away if this thread.

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My lady friend had jumped into bed wearing knickers and bra (why do they do that lol) .. anyhow I’d slipped her knickers off and somehow - somewhere they had become lost amongst the entangled bedding and when we got up it was a devil of a job finding them ......... why blame me?

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By *adolderguy   profile verified by photo (M) 39 weeks ago

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well obviously you were the last person to handle them , so your fault, in a woman`s mind ha ha

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*aptain_mithras By *aptain_mithras   profile verified by photo (M) 39 weeks ago

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"well obviously you were the last person to handle them , so your fault, in a woman`s mind ha ha "

Oh yessssss ... and when i said "i'll find your knickers while you go and make a cuppa" that didnt impress her either lol.

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By *oonshadow   profile verified by photo (F 39 weeks ago

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I purchased some kinky wetlook knickers from Ann Summers last week. Somewhere on the way home, either in another shop or on the bus I lost them, in their distinctive paper carrier bag. I am really pissed off about it. Hope someone is pleased with their find.

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*aptain_mithras By *aptain_mithras   profile verified by photo (M) 39 weeks ago

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"I purchased some kinky wetlook knickers from Ann Summers last week. Somewhere on the way home, either in another shop or on the bus I lost them, in their distinctive paper carrier bag. I am really pissed off about it. Hope someone is pleased with their find."

I’d feel a bit conspicuous walking around with an Ann Summers bag ... but at least it wasn’t anything that might start buzzing and vibrating

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By *oonshadow   profile verified by photo (F 39 weeks ago

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They tend not to have batteries these days, they need charging up.

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*aptain_mithras By *aptain_mithras   profile verified by photo (M) 39 weeks ago

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"They tend not to have batteries these days, they need charging up."

Mains elec might be a bit scary.

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By  *Enoch    profile verified by photo premium paying member (M) 39 weeks ago

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"I purchased some kinky wetlook knickers"

Along with a kinky wetlook bra no doubt.

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By *oonshadow   profile verified by photo (F 39 weeks ago

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You and your sets, there was no matching bra to go with the £18 knickers.

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By  *Enoch    profile verified by photo premium paying member (M) 39 weeks ago

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They saw you coming!

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*aptain_mithras By *aptain_mithras   profile verified by photo (M) 39 weeks ago

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"They saw you coming!"

It was the day-glo knickers which attracted attention.

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By *oonshadow   profile verified by photo (F 39 weeks ago

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It's the flashing lights on my trainers that do it i think. I love my day-glo shorts.

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*aptain_mithras By *aptain_mithras   profile verified by photo (M) 39 weeks ago

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"It's the flashing lights on my trainers that do it i think. I love my day-glo shorts."

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....and that’s your discreet outfit lol.

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By *oonshadow   profile verified by photo (F 39 weeks ago

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down the supermarket on my roller trainers

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*orkshire rock By *orkshire rock   profile verified by photo (M) 39 weeks ago

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You have a lovely pair of deely boppers too.....

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*aptain_mithras By *aptain_mithras   profile verified by photo (M) 39 weeks ago

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Another one ..... "You don't keep in touch"

I get this quite a lot and I have to plead guilty milud as I'm not good with constant texts and I really dont like chatting on the phone!

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*aptain_mithras By *aptain_mithras   profile verified by photo (M) 38 weeks ago

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A bit of a telling off Saturday morning. She thought I’d looked at the clock while we were having an intimate smooch ...... as if !

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By (user no longer on site) 38 weeks ago

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I'm inundated with complaints from my forum posts.

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*aptain_mithras By *aptain_mithras   profile verified by photo (M) 38 weeks ago

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I was chatting to lady today and was having a bit of a laugh about this subject of "lover's complaints" and I was pumping her (mentally not physically) for something she could complain about ..... she reminded me of how annoyed she was the first time we went back to hers.

We'd gone upstairs and undressed (listened to music) and later got up and dressed

All over her lovely wooly white carpet was lots and lots (and i mean lots) of black fluff! This has never happened before but it had all come from my socks

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By *adolderguy   profile verified by photo (M) 38 weeks ago

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at least it was your socks , its like when you find the 1st grey pube in your bed and wonder if if its hers or yours . unless its in your teeth then you just know , ha ha

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*aptain_mithras By *aptain_mithras   profile verified by photo (M) 38 weeks ago

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"at least it was your socks , its like when you find the 1st grey pube in your bed and wonder if if its hers or yours . unless its in your teeth then you just know , ha ha

"

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LOL.

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*aptain_mithras By *aptain_mithras   profile verified by photo (M) 38 weeks ago

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Had an unusual complaint yesterday when she asked (in an annoyed voice I might add) .. "Why aren't you ever satsified."

Now that isn't quite true and I wasn't continuing the sex play because I was unsatisfied .. sometimes I roll over and go to sleep .. sometimes I like to lay naked together and just chill or chat .. but sometimes I seem to be full of enthusiasm and while she is getting dressed I'm attempting to undress her again.

No pleasing some women lol.

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*aptain_mithras By *aptain_mithras   profile verified by photo (M) 37 weeks ago

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I've been seeing a nice young lady a few times now and she complains (or [points out in a negative way rather than an actual complaint) that I should be able to cook and that everyone should be capable of cooking?????????????

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*aptain_mithras By *aptain_mithras   profile verified by photo (M) 36 weeks ago

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The past week has been a bit quiet. Can’t recall any complaints ..... but no compliments either.

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*aptain_mithras By *aptain_mithras   profile verified by photo (M) 36 weeks ago

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A fairly new lady so still getting to know each other. I laughed at her hair when she stepped out of bed .... bed hair! It’s supposed to be funny!

No sense of humour when it came to her hair lol.

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*aptain_mithras By *aptain_mithras   profile verified by photo (M) 36 weeks ago

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Unbelievable!!!!

We were having sex against the wall with her legs wrapped around my waist ....

I said: we fit together like those little bricks.

She said: Lego.

So I dropped her and she fell on here head!

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*aptain_mithras By *aptain_mithras   profile verified by photo (M) 35 weeks ago

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Complaints at any time are not nice but Sunday I was vilified while in bed for not paying attention, being thoughtless, not performing as I should .... a complete failure in the bedroom.

All I did was roll over and switch the telly on to see who was winning the formula one racing!

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*aptain_mithras By *aptain_mithras   profile verified by photo (M) 35 weeks ago

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"at least it was your socks , its like when you find the 1st grey pube in your bed and wonder if if its hers or yours . unless its in your teeth then you just know , ha ha

"

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I wish I could remember the first found a grey pube in my bed ... so so long ago

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By (user no longer on site) 35 weeks ago

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The forum is full full of whinging, whining complainers.

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*aptain_mithras By *aptain_mithras   profile verified by photo (M) 35 weeks ago

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"The forum is full full of whinging, whining complainers."

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But not whinging or whining about my abilities in the bedroom ....I hope!

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"The forum is full full of whinging, whining complainers.

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But not whinging or whining about my abilities in the bedroom ....I hope! "

Surely no one would complain at receiving pleasure from the Godlike Captain from the Temple of Mithras ............. I will have to check myself, to see if I "Copied and Pasted" that.......... at my age, I can never be sure

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"The forum is full full of whinging, whining complainers.

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But not whinging or whining about my abilities in the bedroom ....I hope!

Surely no one would complain at receiving pleasure from the Godlike Captain from the Temple of Mithras ............. I will have to check myself, to see if I "Copied and Pasted" that.......... at my age, I can never be sure "

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you sound like an intelligent man

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"The forum is full full of whinging, whining complainers.

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But not whinging or whining about my abilities in the bedroom ....I hope!

Surely no one would complain at receiving pleasure from the Godlike Captain from the Temple of Mithras ............. I will have to check myself, to see if I "Copied and Pasted" that.......... at my age, I can never be sure "

Mystery

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"The forum is full full of whinging, whining complainers.

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But not whinging or whining about my abilities in the bedroom ....I hope!

Surely no one would complain at receiving pleasure from the Godlike Captain from the Temple of Mithras ............. I will have to check myself, to see if I "Copied and Pasted" that.......... at my age, I can never be sure

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you sound like an intelligent man "

Intelligent and makes us laugh cant be all bad

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"The forum is full full of whinging, whining complainers.

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But not whinging or whining about my abilities in the bedroom ....I hope!

Surely no one would complain at receiving pleasure from the Godlike Captain from the Temple of Mithras ............. I will have to check myself, to see if I "Copied and Pasted" that.......... at my age, I can never be sure

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you sound like an intelligent man

Intelligent and makes us laugh cant be all bad "

Slips a tenner to Mr and Mrs Shy our of sight of the rest of the forum.

Thank you

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By *r and Mrs shy   profile verified by photo (M)(F 35 weeks ago

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Just found this tenner laying here lol

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By (user no longer on site) 35 weeks ago

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"Just found this tenner laying here lol"

Well... how the hell did that get there???

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By *r and Mrs shy   profile verified by photo (M)(F 35 weeks ago

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No idea will hand it in to lost and found

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By (user no longer on site) 35 weeks ago

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"No idea will hand it in to lost and found "

See.. honesty and integrity!!

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By *ighwycombe   profile verified by photo (M) 35 weeks ago

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"They tend not to have batteries these days, they need charging up.

Mains elec might be a bit scary. "

Hitachi wand?

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*aptain_mithras By *aptain_mithras   profile verified by photo (M) 34 weeks ago

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Had an interesting dilemma this weekend .. well not really a dilemma! my lover (our first time) pointed out I wasnt very vocal. Now sometimes I am and sometimes I aint and i hadnt given it much thoughtuntil she said.

Do you like you lover screaming abuse or whispering sweet nothings

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By  *Enoch    profile verified by photo premium paying member (M) 34 weeks ago

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"I've never had any within earshot."

I am a tad mutton, mind.

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*aptain_mithras By *aptain_mithras   profile verified by photo (M) 34 weeks ago

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"I've never had any within earshot.

I am a tad mutton, mind."

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What? A tad what?

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By  *Enoch    profile verified by photo premium paying member (M) 34 weeks ago

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Eh!

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*aptain_mithras By *aptain_mithras   profile verified by photo (M) 34 weeks ago

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"Eh!"

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Eh? Did you say Eh sonny? You’ll have to speak up

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By  *Enoch    profile verified by photo premium paying member (M) 34 weeks ago

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Sorry, I can't go any faster.

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*aptain_mithras By *aptain_mithras   profile verified by photo (M) 33 weeks ago

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I think there is some sort of conspiracy going on. It has been several days and lady friends, lovers and paramours have not thrown a single criticism or complaint my way

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By  *Enoch    profile verified by photo premium paying member (M) 33 weeks ago

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I can help there!

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*aptain_mithras By *aptain_mithras   profile verified by photo (M) 33 weeks ago

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"I can help there!"

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You’re a diamond

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By  *Enoch    profile verified by photo premium paying member (M) 33 weeks ago

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A tad rough round the edges but you'll not be getting an argument!

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*aptain_mithras By *aptain_mithras   profile verified by photo (M) 33 weeks ago

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"A tad rough round the edges but you'll not be getting an argument!

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The proverbial rough diamond!

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On the subject of diamonds .. how can you have a gemstone which looks like a diamond .. feels like a diamond .. only an expert with his eyeglass can tell it isn't a diamond .. how can such a gem be worthless???

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*iManExeter By *iManExeter  (M) 33 weeks ago

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"A tad rough round the edges but you'll not be getting an argument!

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The proverbial rough diamond!

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On the subject of diamonds .. how can you have a gemstone which looks like a diamond .. feels like a diamond .. only an expert with his eyeglass can tell it isn't a diamond .. how can such a gem be worthless??? "

They aren't!

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"A tad rough round the edges but you'll not be getting an argument!

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The proverbial rough diamond!

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On the subject of diamonds .. how can you have a gemstone which looks like a diamond .. feels like a diamond .. only an expert with his eyeglass can tell it isn't a diamond .. how can such a gem be worthless???

They aren't! "

I would imagine that the venerable Captain is referring to Cubic Zirconia, which, in comparison with diamonds, are worthless.

Primarily, as they are man made, as opposed to naturally occuring diamond, an allotrope of carbon.

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"A tad rough round the edges but you'll not be getting an argument!

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The proverbial rough diamond!

.

On the subject of diamonds .. how can you have a gemstone which looks like a diamond .. feels like a diamond .. only an expert with his eyeglass can tell it isn't a diamond .. how can such a gem be worthless???

They aren't!

I would imagine that the venerable Captain is referring to Cubic Zirconia, which, in comparison with diamonds, are worthless.

Primarily, as they are man made, as opposed to naturally occuring diamond, an allotrope of carbon."

Genuine diamonds are 99.9%pure carbon.

A simple conductivity test or checking its light refractive index will soon show if you're being had over. On the other hand, you could just buy one from ratners, then you could be assured its a piece of shite

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By  *Enoch    profile verified by photo premium paying member (M) 32 weeks ago

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Rat shite?

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*aptain_mithras By *aptain_mithras   profile verified by photo (M) 32 weeks ago

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"A tad rough round the edges but you'll not be getting an argument!

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The proverbial rough diamond!

.

On the subject of diamonds .. how can you have a gemstone which looks like a diamond .. feels like a diamond .. only an expert with his eyeglass can tell it isn't a diamond .. how can such a gem be worthless???

They aren't!

I would imagine that the venerable Captain is referring to Cubic Zirconia, which, in comparison with diamonds, are worthless.

Primarily, as they are man made, as opposed to naturally occuring diamond, an allotrope of carbon.

Genuine diamonds are 99.9%pure carbon.

A simple conductivity test or checking its light refractive index will soon show if you're being had over. On the other hand, you could just buy one from ratners, then you could be assured its a piece of shite

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I was thinking of proposing to Moonshadow ... do you think she would know the relative light refractive index or get out her conductivity testing equipment and know I’m a cheapskate lol.

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Women!

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"A tad rough round the edges but you'll not be getting an argument!

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The proverbial rough diamond!

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On the subject of diamonds .. how can you have a gemstone which looks like a diamond .. feels like a diamond .. only an expert with his eyeglass can tell it isn't a diamond .. how can such a gem be worthless???

They aren't!

I would imagine that the venerable Captain is referring to Cubic Zirconia, which, in comparison with diamonds, are worthless.

Primarily, as they are man made, as opposed to naturally occuring diamond, an allotrope of carbon.

Genuine diamonds are 99.9%pure carbon.

A simple conductivity test or checking its light refractive index will soon show if you're being had over. On the other hand, you could just buy one from ratners, then you could be assured its a piece of shite

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I was thinking of proposing to Moonshadow ... do you think she would know the relative light refractive index or get out her conductivity testing equipment and know I’m a cheapskate lol.

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Women! "

obs diamonds are forever and rat shit ain`t

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By  *Enoch    profile verified by photo premium paying member (M) 32 weeks ago

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"obs diamonds are forever and rat shit ain`t"

For sure, though I wager they'll be doing their dos long after we've ceased to exist.

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*aptain_mithras By *aptain_mithras   profile verified by photo (M) 32 weeks ago

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Rats have very little control over their bowels and even less over their bladders ..... I like rats but wouldn't want want clambering over me

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*exta Cpl By *exta Cpl   profile verified by photo (M)(F 32 weeks ago

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only one good rat !

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*aptain_mithras By *aptain_mithras   profile verified by photo (M) 32 weeks ago

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You dirty rat!

But did James Cagney ever really say this?

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By  *igbum.    profile verified by photo premium paying member (F 32 weeks ago

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"You dirty rat!

But did James Cagney ever really say this? "

I've always wondered but wasn't the quotation from the black and ehite gangster film "Angels With Dirty Faces, "Take that, you dirty rat!". James Cagney always looked like a gangster anyway

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*aptain_mithras By *aptain_mithras   profile verified by photo (M) 32 weeks ago

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Not a lot of people know that!

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*aptain_mithras By *aptain_mithras   profile verified by photo (M) 32 weeks ago

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Not so much a complaint as an aside but ........ I was told by a lady I’ve seen half a dozen or so times that I am “secretive”. I do come across that why because I don’t like talking about myself.

Are you secretive or generally very open when imparting personal details?

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By  *Enoch    profile verified by photo premium paying member (M) 32 weeks ago

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I'm an open book.

Mrs Enoch knows every last detail that's in my tiny little mind.

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"I'm an open book.

Mrs Enoch knows every last detail that's in my tiny little mind."

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It’s easy with a tiny mind ..... if I was an open book it would be like read8ng a thousand novels in Latin lol.

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"I'm an open book.

Mrs Enoch knows every last detail that's in my tiny little mind.

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It’s easy with a tiny mind ..... if I was an open book it would be like read8ng a thousand novels in Latin lol. "

And why not begin with the epic Metamorphoses by Ovid

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we haven't had too many bad experiences... rude, pushy or stood up many times... but nothing over the top... and if that's the worst of it... par for the course we say!

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"I'm an open book.

Mrs Enoch knows every last detail that's in my tiny little mind.

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It’s easy with a tiny mind ..... if I was an open book it would be like read8ng a thousand novels in Latin lol.

And why not begin with the epic Metamorphoses by Ovid "

Now I feel ashamed for never having read a word of it.

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"I'm an open book.

Mrs Enoch knows every last detail that's in my tiny little mind.

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It’s easy with a tiny mind ..... if I was an open book it would be like read8ng a thousand novels in Latin lol.

And why not begin with the epic Metamorphoses by Ovid

Now I feel ashamed for never having read a word of it. "

"Metamorphoses" holds within the canon of classical literature, placed as it is beside other great epics of Mediterranean antiquity such as the "Iliad", "Odyssey" and "Aeneid". Perhaps not quite the type of discussion to be discussed upon a dogging site per se

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By *oinercock  (M)(F 21 weeks ago

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Bigbum - more like Bigbrain!!

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She is a very intelligent and sophisticated lady when you chat too her and looks amazing too

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"Bigbum - more like Bigbrain!!"

But people and their story, whether epic as in "War and Peace" or up close like "Mrs Dalloway", are what grabs me. I have been moved, exhilarated and devastated by "Crime and Punishment", "Anna Karenina", "Persuasion" and "Madame Bovary". The characters and their stories have stayed to walk through life with me.

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Pursusion is one of the most underrated books ever, IMO.

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A very well read lady.

Clearly more than just a very pretty face ?

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That should have been a smiley face not a question mark

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"Pursusion is one of the most underrated books ever, IMO."

This would have been better had I spelt it correctly. Right, time for coffee I think!

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*orkshire rock By *orkshire rock   profile verified by photo (M) 20 weeks ago

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What with Leaglebeagle and his spelling mistakes and _oinercock with their misuse of smileys, you will have bi-man from Exeter on your case!

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"What with Leaglebeagle and his spelling mistakes and _oinercock with their misuse of smileys, you will have bi-man from Exeter on your case!"

To be fair Dan's been more chilled as of late

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I'd just wave masters in English at him and tell him to bog off. I hadn't yet had my coffee!

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Don't nurse your coffee, drink it whilst it is hot

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"we haven't had too many bad experiences... rude, pushy or stood up many times... but nothing over the top... and if that's the worst of it... par for the course we say!"

very true

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