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Have any of u ladies met the perfect man on here

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I have just got to put this out there before I explode this guy I’m with on here is an amazing lover I have never had sex like it in my life he does things to me I’ve never even dreamed of or done before on days when I can’t see him we message and speak on the phone constantly he can make me CUM in an instant just by talking to me I can’t get enough of him we stay together overnight wen we can in a hotel or book a room for the daytime and we fuck for hours I will never get bored he fancies me and I also fancy him too we want eachother so bad I even meet him before work not for sex and I start at 6am just to see him he is adventurous just like me we like the same things and we are very compatible it’s so weird that we have so much in common we have fallen for eachother in a big way have any of u ladies or men on here ever ended up in a relationship with anyone you have met on here would love to hear ur stories x

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*ohnnyThunder By  *ohnnyThunder    profile verified by photo premium paying member (M) 1 week ago

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Is 4 weeks ever long enough to decide whether or not a man is perfect? It's not for me to say.

This one reminds me of that couple from two months ago, when she was all gushing about him on here, then fucjed off. Remember that?

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By *r and Mrs shy   profile verified by photo (M)(F 1 week ago

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We remember lol

But all we can say is just enjoy it while you have it

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*aptain_mithras By *aptain_mithras   profile verified by photo (M) 1 week ago

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Oh dear ... the competition is hotting up ... and I'm such an average shag

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Photo pending approval By  *nelove4me    profile verified by photo premium paying member (F 1 week ago

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No don’t remember some people are very vocal indeed there must be some that have found there soul mate on here maybe not then LOOOL

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Photo pending approval By  *nelove4me    profile verified by photo premium paying member (F 1 week ago

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Pmsl ur funny

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*ohnnyThunder By  *ohnnyThunder    profile verified by photo premium paying member (M) 1 week ago

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I'm starting to think you're the same person actually. It's the loools that give it away.

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By  *eli1    profile verified by photo premium paying member (F 1 week ago

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"I'm starting to think you're the same person actually. It's the loools that give it away. "

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By *oonshadow   profile verified by photo (F 1 week ago

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The perfect man, no such thing.

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By *ay83   profile verified by photo (F 1 week ago

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Who and what defines perfection ?

My 15yr old daughters pals love typing Facebook posts similar and they seem to get lots of positive attention from their peers when doing so, try putting it on your Facebook

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Oh leave it out will ya about the lols am I the only person to ever use them and are u saying I’m like a 15 yr old REALLY ?

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And I obviously didn’t do it for positive attention because I’m not getting any am I now

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By *ay83   profile verified by photo (F 1 week ago

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"Oh leave it out will ya about the lols am I the only person to ever use them and are u saying I’m like a 15 yr old REALLY ?"

Yes 100%! 4 weeks and you're publicly declaring your love for each other, you're like 2 peas in a pod! I know people that have met on sites like this and now happily live together but they didn't need public applause.

LOOL

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I met my perfect man on here. We have a couples profile. Unfortunately due to work and other commitments we don’t see each other as much as we used to.

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*iManExeter By *iManExeter  (M) 1 week ago

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There is NO such thing as the perfect man, or woman!

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By *oonshadow   profile verified by photo (F 1 week ago

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Happy for you, does that get me an invite to the wedding?

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Public applause if that’s what you think I’m after that’s fine you can think what you like I asked a simple question and explained a bit about us WHATS YOUR PROBLEM is it because you can’t find anyone LOOOL there’s no need to be nasty is there don’t comment on my posts if you have nothing nice to say

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By *oonshadow   profile verified by photo (F 1 week ago

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There were 2 people who met on here a couple of months ago. He was from Potters Bar and she said she felt like a porn star. Both are no longer on site.

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"There were 2 people who met on here a couple of months ago. He was from Potters Bar and she said she felt like a porn star. Both are no longer on site."

I remember

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"There were 2 people who met on here a couple of months ago. He was from Potters Bar and she said she felt like a porn star. Both are no longer on site."

She must of got a new job pmsl

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"Oh leave it out will ya about the lols am I the only person to ever use them and are u saying I’m like a 15 yr old REALLY ?

Yes 100%! 4 weeks and you're publicly declaring your love for each other, you're like 2 peas in a pod! I know people that have met on sites like this and now happily live together but they didn't need public applause.

LOOL "

LAUGHING DECLARING OUR LOVE FOR EACHOTHER ERM ONLY ME LOVE HAHA

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By *oonshadow   profile verified by photo (F 1 week ago

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Yes it is you, the pmsl gives you away as well as the lols, lol

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By  *adolderguy    profile verified by photo premium paying member (M) 1 week ago

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at least its a happy loving troll , makes a change

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Wait a sec...I'm lost on this. Is the OP a guy pretending to be a woman declaring an exceptionally successful meet with himself?

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*ohnnyThunder By  *ohnnyThunder    profile verified by photo premium paying member (M) 1 week ago

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If you look at the Gang Bang on Tour thread, you can see the perfect man's post from 5 weeks ago, with a person no longer on site replying to him with a LOOOL then leaves the site. Then low and behold, the op joins the site a week later and is now in love with the perfect man.

I don't know who I feel sorry for most in this sorry tale.

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By *ay83   profile verified by photo (F 1 week ago

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If nothing else it's entertaining

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By *oonshadow   profile verified by photo (F 1 week ago

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So where is la la land exactly?

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By *ay83   profile verified by photo (F 1 week ago

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"So where is la la land exactly?"

I don't know LOOOL

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By *oonshadow   profile verified by photo (F 1 week ago

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You guys kill me, pmsl xx

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" have any of u ladies or men on here ever ended up in a relationship with anyone you have met on here would love to hear ur stories x"

I did..

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By *illingtotry2017   profile verified by photo (M) 1 week ago

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"I'm starting to think you're the same person actually. It's the loools that give it away. "

Elementary Sherlock, feedback was the giveaway for me! Verbatim!

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By *iceoneM   profile verified by photo (M) 1 week ago

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No such thing as a perfect woman either tbh.. everyone has their faults either sex due to being humans not possible. All it is is that some people are better nearer to perfection than others that’s for sure..

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By *iceoneM   profile verified by photo (M) 1 week ago

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Bit sad really people being so sceptical on here this is what causes all the bitchiness on this site which is so sad really. Conspiracy theorists and so forth is so boring really. If something does it for anyone it’s their business and if you don’t like it don’t feed it. All this gossiping doesn’t really serve any purpose it’s like the media who revel in people’s misery which is pretty poor and not really good for anyone and they always claim it’s in the public interest when it’s clearly not..

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By *ushingEvenMoreBoundaries   premium paying member (M)(F 1 week ago

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"Bit sad really people being so sceptical on here this is what causes all the bitchiness on this site which is so sad really. Conspiracy theorists and so forth is so boring really. If something does it for anyone it’s their business and if you don’t like it don’t feed it. All this gossiping doesn’t really serve any purpose it’s like the media who revel in people’s misery which is pretty poor and not really good for anyone and they always claim it’s in the public interest when it’s clearly not.."

All nonsense, particularly the conspiracy theories bit. Conspiracies, by their existence are the opposite of boring.

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By *Enoch   profile verified by photo (M) 1 week ago

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Maybe we could have a 'Conspiracy' thread.

What have you conspired lately?

Should make for some interesting reading.

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*aptain_mithras By *aptain_mithras   profile verified by photo (M) 1 week ago

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"Maybe we could have a 'Conspiracy' thread.

What have you conspired lately?

Should make for some interesting reading."

Nooooooooooooo. I really don't like conspiracies and conspiracy theories .... in fact I think a number of us should get together behind the scenes and stop that kind of behaviour

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By *Enoch   profile verified by photo (M) 1 week ago

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Ah!

Did nobody tell you?

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"There were 2 people who met on here a couple of months ago. He was from Potters Bar and she said she felt like a porn star. Both are no longer on site.

She must of got a new job pmsl"

She must HAVE got a new job pmsl

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*ohnnyThunder By  *ohnnyThunder    profile verified by photo premium paying member (M) 1 week ago

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Hey, Dan? Remember a few weeks ago when I pulled you up on your spelling and grammer. YOU make mistakes too, Dan. Remember that.

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By *oonshadow   profile verified by photo (F 1 week ago

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"Hey, Dan? Remember a few weeks ago when I pulled you up on your spelling and grammer. YOU make mistakes too, Dan. Remember that. "

What like giving your gloves away?

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*ohnnyThunder By  *ohnnyThunder    profile verified by photo premium paying member (M) 1 week ago

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They were his SPARE gloves. Stop being so facetious, Moonshadow.

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By *oonshadow   profile verified by photo (F 1 week ago

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"They were his SPARE gloves. Stop being so facetious, Moonshadow. "

you mean fingeretious

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"If you look at the Gang Bang on Tour thread, you can see the perfect man's post from 5 weeks ago, with a person no longer on site replying to him with a LOOOL then leaves the site. Then low and behold, the op joins the site a week later and is now in love with the perfect man.

I don't know who I feel sorry for most in this sorry tale. "

I don’t no if I should laugh or cry ??????????

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By *ay83   profile verified by photo (F 1 week ago

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I think threads like this turn into a bitchfest because genuine members are frustrated that not more is done quick enough to get rid of timewasters/fakes .........

Report and block is great advice but doesn't always mean it's the end.

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By  *adolderguy    profile verified by photo premium paying member (M) 1 week ago

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got myself a crying ,laughin , loving , living troll. brill

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By  *adolderguy    profile verified by photo premium paying member (M) 1 week ago

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sorry kay

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By  *adolderguy    profile verified by photo premium paying member (M) 1 week ago

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not UK

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I’ll tell you all something, I’ve not ever had a single interaction from any female on here! (( so sad! Feel free to enter my inbox!

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*aptain_mithras By *aptain_mithras   profile verified by photo (M) 1 week ago

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Interactions are complicated .. maybe easier to settle for straightforward nookie.

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By *oonshadow   profile verified by photo (F 7 days ago

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Nookie or a cookie?

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"Nookie or a cookie?"

The nookie first as I don’t like a lot of crumbs in the bed

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By *oonshadow   profile verified by photo (F 7 days ago

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Nothing straightforward about eating a cookie in bed. Dipping it in your tea, even worse.

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"Nothing straightforward about eating a cookie in bed. Dipping it in your tea, even worse."

Hows about sharing a cookie in bed? Work towards the middle .....

... then FIGHT!!!!!!

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By *oonshadow   profile verified by photo (F 7 days ago

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How many seconds would it take to get to the middle, i haven't got all day

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"How many seconds would it take to get to the middle, i haven't got all day"

My whole sexual repertoire only lasts a few minutes so we'd have to crack on with the cookie eating.

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"How many seconds would it take to get to the middle, i haven't got all day

My whole sexual repertoire only lasts a few minutes so we'd have to crack on with the cookie eating. "

Melted chocolate chips could be fun

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"How many seconds would it take to get to the middle, i haven't got all day

My whole sexual repertoire only lasts a few minutes so we'd have to crack on with the cookie eating.

Melted chocolate chips could be fun"

Welllll ... I’ve been trying to seduce you for months and now I find out all I needed was choc chip.

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