"Out of interest, captain, have you plumped for the oven, or the composting option?
Will there be flowers, or will you encourage donations to the care home?
I've been looking at woodland burials. I fancy somewhere peaceful with a nice view
I have never seen a face pic of you but imagine you to look like Capt Birdseye. You should be thrown overboard into the sea, if your jokes don't improve you'll still be alive. LOL"