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*aptain_mithras By *aptain_mithras   profile verified by photo (M) 10 weeks ago

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I'm no youngster and I was thinking that when I finally depart the land of the living .. I don't want to be remembered as a handsome irresistible sex symbol who thrilled the ladies, was envied by men, and wrote the sort of posts that most writers could only dream of ..........

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But what will be will be and it's too late to change now

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By  *Enoch    profile verified by photo premium paying member (M) 10 weeks ago

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Forgot your meds again?

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By *oonshadow   profile verified by photo (F 10 weeks ago

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Glad that there's nothing about being a comedian in there.

I'm sure that we all have regrets in life but best not to dwell on them. Here's looking forward to a free bus pass and free tv licence. And hopefully die with a stupid grin on my face due to having had too much sex and rubarb and ginger gin.

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By  *Enoch    profile verified by photo premium paying member (M) 10 weeks ago

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Out of interest, captain, have you plumped for the oven, or the composting option?

Will there be flowers, or will you encourage donations to the care home?

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"Out of interest, captain, have you plumped for the oven, or the composting option?

Will there be flowers, or will you encourage donations to the care home?"

Depends on what you mean by 'donations'.... lol

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*aptain_mithras By *aptain_mithras   profile verified by photo (M) 10 weeks ago

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"Glad that there's nothing about being a comedian in there.

I'm sure that we all have regrets in life but best not to dwell on them. Here's looking forward to a free bus pass and free tv licence. And hopefully die with a stupid grin on my face due to having had too much sex and rubarb and ginger gin."

So you think I'm not a good stand up comedian? I'll not take that lying down

Oh come on its not my worst work ... and I will pop round with rhubarb and ginger and ummm well sex if you so wish

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*aptain_mithras By *aptain_mithras   profile verified by photo (M) 10 weeks ago

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"Out of interest, captain, have you plumped for the oven, or the composting option?

Will there be flowers, or will you encourage donations to the care home?"

I've been looking at woodland burials. I fancy somewhere peaceful with a nice view

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By *oonshadow   profile verified by photo (F 10 weeks ago

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"Out of interest, captain, have you plumped for the oven, or the composting option?

Will there be flowers, or will you encourage donations to the care home?

I've been looking at woodland burials. I fancy somewhere peaceful with a nice view "

I have never seen a face pic of you but imagine you to look like Capt Birdseye. You should be thrown overboard into the sea, if your jokes don't improve you'll still be alive. LOL

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*aptain_mithras By *aptain_mithras   profile verified by photo (M) 10 weeks ago

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"Out of interest, captain, have you plumped for the oven, or the composting option?

Will there be flowers, or will you encourage donations to the care home?

I've been looking at woodland burials. I fancy somewhere peaceful with a nice view

I have never seen a face pic of you but imagine you to look like Capt Birdseye. You should be thrown overboard into the sea, if your jokes don't improve you'll still be alive. LOL"

Haha ... I will have to look to you for my new comedy material

PS. i just had a look at my profile and i'm nothing like captain birdseye lol.

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By  *Enoch    profile verified by photo premium paying member (M) 10 weeks ago

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Don't pick the woodlands round hereabouts.

There've been Dodos spotted more recently than the type of nice view you have in mind.

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*aptain_mithras By *aptain_mithras   profile verified by photo (M) 10 weeks ago

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"Don't pick the woodlands round hereabouts.

There've been Dodos spotted more recently than the type of nice view you have in mind."

I remember when the dodo was a common bird ......... and I do have a penchant for a common bird

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By *oonshadow   profile verified by photo (F 10 weeks ago

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The capt wants a dolly bird

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*aptain_mithras By *aptain_mithras   profile verified by photo (M) 10 weeks ago

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"The capt wants a dolly bird "

....or fortunate enough to be followed by a _oonshadow!

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By *oonshadow   profile verified by photo (F 10 weeks ago

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Could be waxing or waning or in lunar

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*ohnnyThunder By *ohnnyThunder   profile verified by photo (M) 10 weeks ago

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"The capt wants a dolly bird

....or fortunate enough to be followed by a _oonshadow! "

I'd rather be leapin' and hoppin' on a _oonshadow. Moonshadow.

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By *oonshadow   profile verified by photo (F 10 weeks ago

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"The capt wants a dolly bird

....or fortunate enough to be followed by a _oonshadow! I'd rather be leapin' and hoppin' on a _oonshadow. Moonshadow. "

Frog or toad?

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*ohnnyThunder By *ohnnyThunder   profile verified by photo (M) 10 weeks ago

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"Frog or toad? "

I'm a prince when kissed.

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By *oonshadow   profile verified by photo (F 10 weeks ago

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Please, had enough of the fairytales

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By *ebs.   profile verified by photo (F 10 weeks ago

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"Frog or toad? I'm a prince when kissed. "

Aaaww JT You Are Always a Handsome Prince In My Eye.

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By *oonshadow   profile verified by photo (F 10 weeks ago

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"Frog or toad? I'm a prince when kissed.

Aaaww JT You Are Always a Handsome Prince In My Eye."

Just the one eye?

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*ohnnyThunder By *ohnnyThunder   profile verified by photo (M) 10 weeks ago

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To be fair, I'm fuck ugly through the other eye.

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By *oonshadow   profile verified by photo (F 10 weeks ago

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Drop your trousers and draw the eyes elsewhere, oh you already do

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*ohnnyThunder By *ohnnyThunder   profile verified by photo (M) 10 weeks ago

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That ain't much to look at either

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By *ebs.   profile verified by photo (F 10 weeks ago

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"To be fair, I'm fuck ugly through the other eye. "

Aaww JT your a Cutie pie and you have a very spankanle bottom.

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*aptain_mithras By *aptain_mithras   profile verified by photo (M) 10 weeks ago

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"To be fair, I'm fuck ugly through the other eye.

Aaww JT your a Cutie pie and you have a very spankanle bottom. "

I've just looked in the mirror (Cheval - none of your cheap ones) but I can't tell if my bottom is spankanle or not

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By *oonshadow   profile verified by photo (F 10 weeks ago

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You would know if your butt is spankable or not, ouch

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*aptain_mithras By *aptain_mithras   profile verified by photo (M) 10 weeks ago

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Spankanle not spankable lol. actually i've been told i have a cute arse .. butv who knows if that makes anyone want to grab a whip or cane

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