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I'm a dickhead!!!!

*aptain_mithras By *aptain_mithras   profile verified by photo (M) 37 weeks ago

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I was bought a nice big woolly jumper for Christmas but having just washed and dried it (worn once) it has shrunk to half it's original size. No excuses as I should have read the washing instructions but i'm going to take it back to the shop and plead for mercy lol.

Is it just me does things like this?

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*aptain_mithras By *aptain_mithras   profile verified by photo (M) 37 weeks ago

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Now come on!!!!!! It's been over an hour and nobody has said Noooooooo you're not a dickhead. I don't like the implications lol.

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*ohnnyThunder By *ohnnyThunder   profile verified by photo (M) 37 weeks ago

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I’d be giving it back to the person who gave it you for christms and saying “you bought me the wrong size” and calling them the dickhead.

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By *utwillie   profile verified by photo (M) 37 weeks ago

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Why not put it on your dickhead and keep it warm?

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*aptain_mithras By *aptain_mithras   profile verified by photo (M) 37 weeks ago

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"Why not put it on your dickhead and keep it warm?"

Now that is an idea. an ex was going to knit me a willie warmer but couldn't afford the large amount of wool required.

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"Why not put it on your dickhead and keep it warm?

Now that is an idea. an ex was going to knit me a willie warmer but couldn't afford the large amount of wool required."

Or was it that the knitting needles were much longer, harder and thicker than yer willie and she was too kind hearted to make you feel sad!

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*aptain_mithras By *aptain_mithras   profile verified by photo (M) 37 weeks ago

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"Why not put it on your dickhead and keep it warm?

Now that is an idea. an ex was going to knit me a willie warmer but couldn't afford the large amount of wool required.

Or was it that the knitting needles were much longer, harder and thicker than yer willie and she was too kind hearted to make you feel sad!"

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Bugger, I always thought that was the real reason.

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*aptain_mithras By *aptain_mithras   profile verified by photo (M) 37 weeks ago

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"I was bought a nice big woolly jumper for Christmas but having just washed and dried it (worn once) it has shrunk to half it's original size. No excuses as I should have read the washing instructions but i'm going to take it back to the shop and plead for mercy lol.

Is it just me does things like this?"

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Not such a dickhead after all. I took the jumper back to the shop and told them, quite honestly, what I had done and that it all my own fault.

They swopped it for a brand new one

Thank you Next!!!!!

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By *utwillie   profile verified by photo (M) 37 weeks ago

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"I was bought a nice big woolly jumper for Christmas but having just washed and dried it (worn once) it has shrunk to half it's original size. No excuses as I should have read the washing instructions but i'm going to take it back to the shop and plead for mercy lol.

Is it just me does things like this?

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Not such a dickhead after all. I took the jumper back to the shop and told them, quite honestly, what I had done and that it all my own fault.

They swopped it for a brand new one

Thank you Next!!!!!"

And now what are you going to use as your willie warmer?

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*aptain_mithras By *aptain_mithras   profile verified by photo (M) 37 weeks ago

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"I was bought a nice big woolly jumper for Christmas but having just washed and dried it (worn once) it has shrunk to half it's original size. No excuses as I should have read the washing instructions but i'm going to take it back to the shop and plead for mercy lol.

Is it just me does things like this?

-

Not such a dickhead after all. I took the jumper back to the shop and told them, quite honestly, what I had done and that it all my own fault.

They swopped it for a brand new one

Thank you Next!!!!!

And now what are you going to use as your willie warmer?"

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I was just thinking “where can I stick this willie to keep it warm”. Lol

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By *oonshadow   profile verified by photo (F 37 weeks ago

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"I was bought a nice big woolly jumper for Christmas but having just washed and dried it (worn once) it has shrunk to half it's original size. No excuses as I should have read the washing instructions but i'm going to take it back to the shop and plead for mercy lol.

Is it just me does things like this?

-

Not such a dickhead after all. I took the jumper back to the shop and told them, quite honestly, what I had done and that it all my own fault.

They swopped it for a brand new one

Thank you Next!!!!!

And now what are you going to use as your willie warmer?

.

I was just thinking “where can I stick this willie to keep it warm”. Lol"

try bubblewrap

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Tesco sells heat pads for muscle pain try that on the inside of boxers and your sorted

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*irginkiller1962 By *irginkiller1962  (M)(F 37 weeks ago

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All men the same can't imagine of a woman doing it!

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*aptain_mithras By *aptain_mithras   profile verified by photo (M) 37 weeks ago

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"All men the same can't imagine of a woman doing it!"

If only I could multitask.

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