"I was bought a nice big woolly jumper for Christmas but having just washed and dried it (worn once) it has shrunk to half it's original size. No excuses as I should have read the washing instructions but i'm going to take it back to the shop and plead for mercy lol.
Is it just me does things like this?
Not such a dickhead after all. I took the jumper back to the shop and told them, quite honestly, what I had done and that it all my own fault.
They swopped it for a brand new one
Thank you Next!!!!!
And now what are you going to use as your willie warmer?
I was just thinking “where can I stick this willie to keep it warm”. Lol"