"1 once fcuked on a crowded beach in jersey and only one person noticed
2 had a FMF threesum in Blackpool
3 was having fun in the wee small hours in my front room after a party and turned round to find two milk boys clapping like fcuk on the back off the milkfloat outside my house
I think number 2 is a lie
good guess though nearly came true one gal crapped out and went to sleep on couch and by time I got back to the other she had passed out ,not a good night"