"Take her for a drink and then fuck her. I just _ish I lived a bit nearer Portsmouth
Only 1 drink? Im not easy!
How about a meal, several pints (or glasses of wine), a movie and then a massage followed by several hours of intemacy?"
Throw in a box of maltesers and we might have a deal!
I know this thread is just a bit of fun but these types of thread always seem pointless to me because unless everyone that takes part is bisexual, the replies are always so predictable, guys say fuck if it's a woman above, women say pint to guys (generally) and guys say pint to other guys.
"Pours a glass of prosecco and a separate one of malibu and slide both across the bar to HelloYou
If I didnt know any better, I would swear you were trying to get me drunk chocolate boy! I was always told to never mix my drinks! xx"
Best you stick to one drink then, I have a large bottle of vodka and two straws
"Pour a glass of Chase's marmalade vodka then snog then fuck.
Do you think you would have time to drink that vodka first?
I can multitask
You can drink vodka and kiss at the same time? Thats amazing!! "
If you were extra good, I might throw in a bag of nuts! You would definitely have built up an appetite! xx
A bag of nuts only if you held then for me I'm sure you could help the crave of something to eat x