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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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Not like General |john Sedgewicks "they could not hit an elephant at this distance"

But from my last meet 4 years ago "you are such a lovely person so so nice you will get plenty of meets on here" Never had one since!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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Quick get out, my husband's back lol

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By *uckylad 69  (M)  over a year ago

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honest you wont get pregnant

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By *uckylad 69  (M)  over a year ago

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honest you wont get pregnant

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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Is that it?!

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By *ayo8  (M)  over a year ago

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more ice Sir? waiter on the Titanic

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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See I knew what would happen! I told you I was ill!!!!

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By *adolderguy   profile verified by photo (M)  over a year ago

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you`re a pain in the neck, {Marie Antoinette}spelling?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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As you know her last words were I am joing your father and also pardon mesuier when she stood on the executioners foot!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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joing?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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mesuier?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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He's been on the pop I think

(Oatie)

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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It's a red wire right ?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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"He's been on the pop I think

(Oatie) "

Correct! Three cans of diet Pepsi! Come back gg to remove Daniels boring interventions.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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"mesuier? "

Famous last words!!!

A man who has never made a mistake has never made anything!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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"mesuier?

Famous last words!!!

A man who has never made a mistake has never made anything!!

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I knew I had not spelt it right but if I put every typo right what would Daniel have to do with his life?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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Not to night Josephine {I got a headache}

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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I didn't even know that was possible, I guess I'm kind of clumsy, anyway the ambulance will be here soon, let me know about date number 2

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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I have the most terrible headache.

All is up, monks, monks, monks.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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"mesuier?

Famous last words!!!

A man who has never made a mistake has never made anything!!

I knew I had not spelt it right but if I put every typo right what would Daniel have to do with his life? "

Well he could contemplate on his own errors before pointing others mistakes.

But then it must be either a sad life or boring one if you have to find the need to correct spelling on an sex internet forum

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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Tut tut! On a not an! Arrrggggh its contagious!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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"He's been on the pop I think

(Oatie) "

he's still pissed off because Moses done a runner and got away..

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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Just a little longer .

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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one of us has to go! Either the wallpaper or me!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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"What the fuck was that"? - mayor of Hiroshima

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By *lutandhubby  (M)(F  over a year ago

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i promise i won,t come in your mouth. x xxx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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There's hidden cameras there and there and there.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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I promise I'll pull out

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By *r and Mrs Wilts   profile verified by photo (M)(F  over a year ago

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"Where's all this fucking water coming from?" - Captain E. J. Smith, RMS Titanic.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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"Maybe I should not of sent Benteen away and split my forces after all"... George Armstrong Custer..

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By *uperslut   profile verified by photo (TV/TS/CD)  over a year ago

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I'm cumming, I'm cumming ...... errr so is my wife please hurry up! slut xxx

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By *uperslut   profile verified by photo (TV/TS/CD)  over a year ago

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"Not like General |john Sedgewicks "they could not hit an elephant at this distance"

But from my last meet 4 years ago "you are such a lovely person so so nice you will get plenty of meets on here" Never had one since! "

Oatie you deserve more attention because like L'oreal, you're worth it buddy! slut xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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Deserve a medal for suffering with my blue balls!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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Blue moons you saw me standing alone

Without a dream in my heart

Without a love of my own

Blue moons, you knew just what I was there for

You heard me saying a prayer for

Someone I really could care for.....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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Vee ,Vee you know my skills at repartee!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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"Vee ,Vee you know my skills at repartee! "

Ahhh that would be the rearrangement of "Off Fuck"...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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Quick learner, but expensive too!

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By *idscoup  (M)  over a year ago

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Thunderbolts and lightning

Very very frightening me

-Galileo

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By *exualchocolate69  (M)  over a year ago

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Whoop there it is....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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And for my next trick, catching a bullet in my mouth!

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By *ack117  (M)  over a year ago

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What the fuck was that? Emperor Hirohito

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*orkshire rock By *orkshire rock   profile verified by photo (M)  over a year ago

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Those Zulus are friendly.....aren't they?

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By *onnor  (M)  over a year ago

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Fuck the icebergs-full steam ahead.

Captain of Titanic.

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By *oonshadow   profile verified by photo (F  over a year ago

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Spike Milligan quoted on in his gravestone 'I told you i was ill'

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By *eorgem  (M)  over a year ago

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To a virgin :

'I'll only put the first inch in, and if you don't like it, I'll take it out again.'

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*orkshire rock By *orkshire rock   profile verified by photo (M)  over a year ago

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"To a virgin :

'I'll only put the first inch in, and if you don't like it, I'll take it out again.'"

Also, "it's ok virgins can't get pregnant...."

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*anxboy86 By *anxboy86   profile verified by photo (M)  over a year ago

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The classic you can't get pregnant after drinking 20/20 ?? cheers!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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Bus? I don't see a b.....

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By *oonshadow   profile verified by photo (F  over a year ago

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Is that a poisonous snake?

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By *nterNameHere   profile verified by photo (M)  over a year ago

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Fuck me a Bus ..........

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By *ohnandsubjane   profile verified by photo (M)(F 40 weeks ago

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Oh nooo !! Your dads my ex boyfriend !! And the father to my child lol

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By *eizah  (TV/TS/CD) 40 weeks ago

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Controller of the Hadron collider ...."Whats this button do"?

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By *nterNameHere   profile verified by photo (M) 39 weeks ago

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Fuck me a bus, Grandads last words

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*edhot2007 By *edhot2007  (M)(F 39 weeks ago

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Put that bow and arrow down you will have some fuckers eye out.

( King Harold )

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*igidly_Flexible By *igidly_Flexible   profile verified by photo (M) 39 weeks ago

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"Get me my coat and an Uber" David Cameron at around 4.00 am on 24 June 2016....

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*aptain_mithras By *aptain_mithras   profile verified by photo (M) 39 weeks ago

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Marie Antoinette stepped on her executioner’s foot on her way to the guillotine. Her last words: “Pardonnez-moi, monsieur.”

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now that is wicked innit!!!!

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*ony5534 By *ony5534  (M) 23 weeks ago

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What was that flash (mayor of Hiroshima)

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By (user no longer on site) 23 weeks ago

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Don’t worry it’s not loaded

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*ne for the road By *ne for the road   profile verified by photo (M) 23 weeks ago

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Kiss me hardy

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By  *igbum.    profile verified by photo premium paying member (F 23 weeks ago

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Just googled this

Winston Churchill "I'm bored with it all"

How does anyone know whether Churchill said this. Ah well

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*hilliladuk By *hilliladuk  (M) 23 weeks ago

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you can't get pregnant standing up you told me!!!! ... yeh and you fell for it three times!

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By *oned_torso   profile verified by photo (M) 23 weeks ago

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I told you I was sick..

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By *oned_torso   profile verified by photo (M) 23 weeks ago

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When you said it's going to be a baby shower "Bavarian style" I wasn't expecting an atrocity.

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By (user no longer on site) 23 weeks ago

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By *lutandhubby  (M)(F 23 weeks ago

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look at all those fucking indians

(Custers last stand)

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By (user no longer on site) 23 weeks ago

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Fuck you white man

(Tonto to Lone Ranger)

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By  *Enoch    profile verified by photo premium paying member (M) 23 weeks ago

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"Maybe masked man he a poofter, try it on with surly Tonto"

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By (user no longer on site) 23 weeks ago

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Is that tomahawk sharp ?

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By  *Enoch    profile verified by photo premium paying member (M) 23 weeks ago

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"Mask man very untogether!"

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By *asygoingguy   profile verified by photo (M) 23 weeks ago

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‘Use the back door’ as the lady I was doing heard her husbands keys in the lock. Thinking back, I should have legged it but the offer was too good to refuse

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By *ick4sex   profile verified by photo (M) 23 weeks ago

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"I'll only put it in a little way and if it hurts I'll take it out!"

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By  *omb raider    profile verified by photo premium paying member (M) 11 weeks ago

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" you'll be operating in a target rich environment" said the coalition air commander to his pilots, just before the gulf war air campaign started. " That's what Custer said" muttered a pilot to his wingman.

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*agman By  *agman    profile verified by photo premium paying member (M) 11 weeks ago

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"Is that a poisonous snake?"

Not sure.....but maybe to be on the safe side, you'd better suck it, just in case? To get the poison out before i die?

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By *adolderguy   profile verified by photo (M) 11 weeks ago

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David Cameron on Brexit , "the fuckers are stupid they `ll all vote to stay in , lol

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*orkshire rock By *orkshire rock   profile verified by photo (M) 11 weeks ago

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"David Cameron on Brexit , "the fuckers are stupid they `ll all vote to stay in , lol

"

Glad I'm not one of the 'stupid fuckers' then!

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" David Cameron on Brexit , "the fuckers are stupid they `ll all vote to stay in , lol "

On topic too!

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"David Cameron on Brexit , "the fuckers are stupid they `ll all vote to stay in , lol

"

In fact, they were more stupid than he thought.

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By *adolderguy   profile verified by photo (M) 11 weeks ago

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"David Cameron on Brexit , "the fuckers are stupid they `ll all vote to stay in , lol

In fact, they were more stupid than he thought."

good one but who said it?

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*orkshire rock By *orkshire rock   profile verified by photo (M) 11 weeks ago

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"David Cameron on Brexit , "the fuckers are stupid they `ll all vote to stay in , lol

In fact, they were more stupid than he thought.

good one but who said it?

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er...Cameron?

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By *nal Delight   premium paying member (TV/TS/CD) 11 weeks ago

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Flat Earthers

'The World is not round and you can't prove that it is'

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*ony5534 By *ony5534  (M) 10 weeks ago

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What was that flash, said by the mayor of Hiroshima

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"What was that flash, said by the mayor of Hiroshima "

I have it on good authority that what he said was actually...........

" Warrafu'wassat! "

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By *nal Delight   premium paying member (TV/TS/CD) 10 weeks ago

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"Their is no hurricane!"

Said one famous Fish'

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*ikeit72 By  *ikeit72    profile verified by photo premium paying member (M) 10 weeks ago

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We care for the people - most politicians (eventually voted out!)

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By *nal Delight   premium paying member (TV/TS/CD) 10 weeks ago

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"In God We Trust'

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*immyt By *immyt  (TV/TS/CD) 10 weeks ago

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If there is a god, he’ll have to beg for my forgiveness.

Unknown Jewish person

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Can't catch me I'm a gingerbread man

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By *nal Delight   premium paying member (TV/TS/CD) 10 weeks ago

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"Shit Happens"

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i promise... i won't cum in your mou...sorry

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