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"Many years ago I shagged this girl in our town, EVERYBODY knew her! Does that count?
Absolutely, the thread title does state "anyone famous" and not just a celeb
Every town has them, years ago we had one who was known as mucky Mary, half the the blokes in town had been through her, she was a rough looking mature piece, and she'd have it any way and off anybody
One night after the pubs kicked out, we heard she was receiving gentlemen callers, so four of us booled round to Mary's place. When we got there Mary was in the bedroom and there was a queue of blokes that ran from her bedroom door and down the stairs to the passageway, she was taking them one at a time, and others had been there before we had even got there
Walking home we were talking about what we did, and one of the lads we were with was the last one in to see her, because he'd had too much pop, he said he couldn't get a hard on...so the dirty twat lapped her out...Oh how we laughed...