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*romLeicesterCouple By *romLeicesterCouple   profile verified by photo (M)(F  over a year ago

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If you could decide - what would your gravestone/memorial look like and what epitaph would you like written on it?

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By  *Enoch    profile verified by photo premium paying member (M)  over a year ago

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I've always liked the idea of going on the compost heap. Don't really care about an epitaph, it's too late by then.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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"Oh God. Boring"

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By *urplecutie   profile verified by photo (F  over a year ago

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Rather like Spike Milligan's idea: 'Told you I was ill'

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*romLeicesterCouple By *romLeicesterCouple   profile verified by photo (M)(F  over a year ago

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""Oh God. Boring" "

I'm sorry, did we forget to be offensive and crass. Pointless man.

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*lphabet spaghetti By *lphabet spaghetti   profile verified by photo (M)  over a year ago

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Don't care what it looks like or says cause I'll be dead and won't have to look at it lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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"Rather like Spike Milligan's idea: 'Told you I was ill' "

My all time favourite too

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By *irminghamCPL   profile verified by photo (M)(F  over a year ago

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wonder if there are any with text speak on yet, or emoticons

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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I wud av mp3 playin on a loop ov knockin n a voice shoutin help get me out lol

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*imman99 By *imman99  (M)  over a year ago

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Just the word

Bugger

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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""Oh God. Boring"

I'm sorry, did we forget to be offensive and crass. Pointless man."

'Twas intended as one's epitaph....hence the inverted commas....! But never mind.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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Oops I slipped.

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By *hloeclitlicker  (F  over a year ago

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""Oh God. Boring"

I'm sorry, did we forget to be offensive and crass. Pointless man."

Touchy peeps!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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My headstone will be made out of red brick and pebble dashed like the house what I was born in.

And it'll say on it

102

Beware Of The Dog

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By *ewsteve   profile verified by photo (M)  over a year ago

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Or Billy Connolly's suggestion.

In really small letters, so you have to go right up to the stone to read it, 'You're standing on my balls'.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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I would like a normal head stone with all the usual blurb, but halfway down the grave another another one about seven inches high that simply reads,

Brought into the world to entertain this chap and provide nearly all his fun,

And then he dies with a smile on his face, just seconds before i could cum,

Take pity on me if your reading this now, but a look at the length and the girth,

Look around scan the grounds and if no one is found jump on you won't be the first!

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*j76 The Elf By *j76 The Elf  (M)  over a year ago

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I have 2 i can think of for my stone. One is "Told you I was ill!" and the other is "You didn't want to know me when I was alive so why are you bothering now? Heres the simple message F*** OFF!"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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Seven inches?

MsSide xxx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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"Seven inches?

MsSide xxx"

if you call him names he won't come out and play!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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mine would say

To all my beloved friends and family

IM STILL ALIVEE!!!!!!!!!!! Get me the f'ck out of here!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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either that or

Good friend, good son, good.... wait,

did I remember to lock the door?

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