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over a year ago
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I would like a normal head stone with all the usual blurb, but halfway down the grave another another one about seven inches high that simply reads,
Brought into the world to entertain this chap and provide nearly all his fun,
And then he dies with a smile on his face, just seconds before i could cum,
Take pity on me if your reading this now, but a look at the length and the girth,
Look around scan the grounds and if no one is found jump on you won't be the first!