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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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I know a guy who once hollowed out a loaf of bread, filled it with jam then bonked it, go on guys do your worst ! X

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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A five foot two button! MrSide xxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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A button? As in the things you do your pants up with? Lol x

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*ikethebadger By *ikethebadger   profile verified by photo (M)  over a year ago

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ive heard of someone putting a water melon in the microwave then cuting a hole in it and having sex with it only to find the inside had got to a boiling hot temp and burnt the dude i should lol but haha

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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Why would you microwave it lol, hahaha actually nearly wet myself at that one!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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Corn on the cob!

R x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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I can see the advantages of that lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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"I can see the advantages of that lol"

The kernels are a nightmare ....

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*he Quiet One By *he Quiet One   profile verified by photo (M)  over a year ago

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"ive heard of someone putting a water melon in the microwave then cuting a hole in it and having sex with it only to find the inside had got to a boiling hot temp and burnt the dude i should lol but haha "

I've heard of that one, was he a scottish fella?

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*ikethebadger By *ikethebadger   profile verified by photo (M)  over a year ago

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"Why would you microwave it lol, hahaha actually nearly wet myself at that one! "

i think it was to warm it up haha

and im not sure mate if he was scotish i think i heard it on tv or a magazine lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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"Corn on the cob!

R x "

Buttered?

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By *ervs r us  (M)(F  over a year ago

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a wine bottle

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*ikethebadger By *ikethebadger   profile verified by photo (M)  over a year ago

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i saw a porn-o where she used a cooked chicken leg a bratwurst sausage and a courgette to errr pleasure her self lol think her name is Audrey Hollander

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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"Corn on the cob!

R x Buttered? "

Why of course .... Can'believe its not butter makes a fab lube!

R x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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hahaha, always wanted to try a wine bottle out on somebody

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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Got a short video of a rather attractive woman using a vacuum cleaner on herself, sucking up her lips and then inserting it inside herself - and yes, it is DEFINITELY switched on and sucking for England!!!!

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*ikethebadger By *ikethebadger   profile verified by photo (M)  over a year ago

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bloody hell that sounds mad ive heard of folk inserting light bulbs inside them selves and buzz light years (to infinity and your arse) haha

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By *ena69  (M)(F 1 week ago

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Have anyone tried a corn-web?

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By *ean542600  (M) 1 week ago

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Enlighten me hunni.xx

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By *C-NE   profile verified by photo (M)(F 1 week ago

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There are lots in the fruit and vegetable section of most shops x

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*hinstrap By *hinstrap  (M) 1 week ago

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Remember all this counts towards your 5 a day....

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By *oonshadow   profile verified by photo (F 1 week ago

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is something to do with getting 5 a day

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By *oonshadow   profile verified by photo (F 1 week ago

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"Remember all this counts towards your 5 a day.... "

white rabbit

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By  *exyMxx    profile verified by photo premium paying member (F 1 week ago

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I friend of mine confessed to using her old electric toothbrush!

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*ne for the road By  *ne for the road    profile verified by photo premium paying member (M) 1 week ago

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"I friend of mine confessed to using her old electric toothbrush! "

Possibly known as a cheap thrill.Oral B i hope

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By  *adolderguy    profile verified by photo premium paying member (M) 1 week ago

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had more than a few ex girlfriends admit their implement of choice ,back in the day was their hairbrush handles. Wondered if this was commonplace before toys became available, ladies?

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By *oonshadow   profile verified by photo (F 1 week ago

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what about a cactus vaginal spike vibrator, currently being sold on wowcher

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By *oonshadow   profile verified by photo (F 1 week ago

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what about a cactus vaginal spike vibrator, currently being sold on wowcher

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*hinstrap By *hinstrap  (M) 1 week ago

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Hmm replace one prick with another lol..... What ever floats ya boat

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*umintime2 By *umintime2   profile verified by photo (M) 1 week ago

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was seeing someone who liked whiskey squirting up her

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By *ohnate  (M) 5 days ago

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sounds more like for your benefit than hers

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By *hocolateboy1976   profile verified by photo (M) 5 days ago

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Traffic Cone,

Tow Hook still attached to vehicle,

Bed post,

Baseballs (not just the bat but the actual balls themselves)

Powertools

I swear it's like some women are using everything I see in the shops to get their rocks off!! (And more power to them hahaha)

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