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wanking while driving

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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Who does it? I do. I find if such a turn on especially if I'm stuck in traffic.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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As long as u don't crash

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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tried it once, maybe the convertible was a bad idea

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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Lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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"tried it once, maybe the convertible was a bad idea"

Lol, I dunno, maybe not.

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By  *r and Mrs Wilts    profile verified by photo premium paying member (M)(F  over a year ago

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"tried it once..."

Me too. Didn't really like being a bus driver anyway

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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was it a tour bus? those japanese will photo anything

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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Even little wigglys

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By  *r and Mrs Wilts    profile verified by photo premium paying member (M)(F  over a year ago

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"was it a tour bus? those japanese will photo anything"

No, Dial-A-Ride

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By *heRipstar   profile verified by photo (M)  over a year ago

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i find it a lot easier to have my GF play with the gear stick whilst im driving !

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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FFS no wonder insurance prices are going up. If all you guys cocks are up whilst driving ;D

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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wanking while driving, i sense darwinism plays a large part in this thread....i dont mean opposable thumbs, i mean survival of the least stupid

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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been sucked off while driving a vw campervan - gets a bit hairy when you cum, just keep your eyes on the road and itll be ok

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By *alileo   profile verified by photo (M)  over a year ago

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I dunno which is the most bizarre thought - the highway sign that indicates wanking prohibited, or the sat-nav giving directions.... down a bit... just a touch harder... nearly there.... you have REACHED your destination!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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Lmao

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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was doing this the other day actually on a long old drive back home through the new forest,

Had to pull over to finish myself off! ;p

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By *ulfskopf  (M)  over a year ago

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oftern done while driving a army truck up the A1 to Otterburn

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*NGELDUST By *NGELDUST  (M)(F  over a year ago

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Please let me know when you guys are on the road Had one crash dont want to be in another

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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It should be an endorsable offence, fine, licence points peole who did it and cause crashes should be hauled in front of the beak as its just as much of a hazzard as using a mobile whilst driving

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By *agan man   profile verified by photo (M)  over a year ago

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Not just me being intolerent then. There ARE a lot of wankers on the roads these days x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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Lol in more ways than one lol

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By *agan man   profile verified by photo (M)  over a year ago

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"Lol in more ways than one lol "

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*NGELDUST By *NGELDUST  (M)(F  over a year ago

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"Lol in more ways than one lol "

they should be asked to demonstrate in front of the class they will be made to take exactly what they were doing lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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It something a free human being should be able to do. The police are tax collectors and 3000 new offences have been created over the last 10 or so years. Its not common law but civil law which and there are ways to avoid it if youre clever. For example avoid parking tickets which are the same thing, a kind of hidden tax.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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IVe cum while riding a motorbike by the way. With some help

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*NGELDUST By *NGELDUST  (M)(F  over a year ago

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What wank while you drive and send innocent people to hospital or worse if you crash.....its called driving without due care and attention......

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*NGELDUST By *NGELDUST  (M)(F  over a year ago

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Just because its there doesnt mean you have to play with it unless you need to to switch your brains on to allow you to drive best doin it before getting in the car or on a bike

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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lol its called a bodily function. It would be difficult to prove in court thats why its not one of the 3000 or so civil "tax collecting" offences that have been created by the government over the last 10 years to extract more money from people.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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The motorist is the "cash cow" for the government. 80% of what you pay at the pumps is fuel tax, then on top you pay road tax and insurance. When you register your car with the DVLA it gives them the right to take your car from you - so your car strictly doesnt belong to you either!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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Does this mean if the police see what u doing they will have to "pull u"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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They pull money from my wallet in hidden taxes - remember that the motorist is the "cash cow" for the government. 80% of what you pay at the pumps is fuel tax, then on top you pay road tax and insurance. When you register your car with the DVLA it gives them the right to take your car from you - so your car strictly doesnt belong to you either!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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"Lol in more ways than one lol

they should be asked to demonstrate in front of the class they will be made to take exactly what they were doing lol"

They have speeding courses and drink drive courses so they should have a 'hands on' course I think that would be enough to prevent them from re offending

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*NGELDUST By *NGELDUST  (M)(F  over a year ago

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why would you have to wank while driving anyway? see a sex therapist or psychiatrist or throw away your keys

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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Lol they'd probably section 'em if they saw a psych about wamk-driving

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By *heRipstar   profile verified by photo (M)  over a year ago

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it will be part of the driving test for men, rather than clutch controll, it will be crotch controll

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*NGELDUST By *NGELDUST  (M)(F  over a year ago

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lmao

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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if only we could get jerrmy clarksons opinion on this, i mean 3000 tax collectors outlawing a quick one of the cuff whilst doing 80 up the hard shoulder of the m-4. iTs an unalienable human right to wank yourself stupid whilst trying to reverse park isn't it?

Ok if you can pass your driving test whilst simultaneously bashing the bishop, then good for you....but till then in my opinion wanking should not endanger other road users....

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*NGELDUST By *NGELDUST  (M)(F  over a year ago

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"if only we could get jerrmy clarksons opinion on this, i mean 3000 tax collectors outlawing a quick one of the cuff whilst doing 80 up the hard shoulder of the m-4. iTs an unalienable human right to wank yourself stupid whilst trying to reverse park isn't it?

Ok if you can pass your driving test whilst simultaneously bashing the bishop, then good for you....but till then in my opinion wanking should not endanger other road users.... "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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brings a new light to "right hand down"

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By  *herylcherry    profile verified by photo premium paying member (F  over a year ago

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Male stupidity at it's craziest.

One wonders how many women, children and other males have been killed or maimed by this reckless behaviour.

It's not funny and it's not clever!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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its better to have someone else wank you or suck you when driving so you can have both hands on the wheel, years ago my girlfriend sucked me in a vw camper van I was driving, it was safe and enjoyable

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*ruit and Nuts By *ruit and Nuts   profile verified by photo (M)  over a year ago

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Thats all very well having someone suck you off when driving but think what would happen in an accident when their mouth snaps shut

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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I've wanked someone off while he was driving and even took my top off while sat in the passenger seat just to see if anyone driving by would notice.

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By *alileo   profile verified by photo (M)  over a year ago

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General question, aimed at no-one in particular....

Suppose for a moment that your child, partner, parent, grandparent, friend, pet (you get the picture) was mown down and crippled or killed by a vehicle in collision, and it turned out that the driver was busy wanking or being seen to at the time of the collision.

Would you:-

a) shake that driver's hand and offer congratulations for exercising the assumed right to masturbate whenever and wherever, regardless

b) consider the fact that the driver thus occupied, totally irrelevant

c) kick up the most unholy stink and go around saying something like "THEY (government / police / dvla or whatever) should do something about it & the driver should have his balls lopped off etc etc

Just curious.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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Us guys seem to be getting a raw deal here. Lets turn the tables a little - how many of you ladies have had a play while driving?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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Simon dont be daft! Women will never masturbate whilst driving. They need their hand to hold the phone whilst applying make up ;D

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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"Simon dont be daft! Women will never masturbate whilst driving. They need their hand to hold the phone whilst applying make up ;D"

Ouch! xx

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By  *herylcherry    profile verified by photo premium paying member (F  over a year ago

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"Simon dont be daft! Women will never masturbate whilst driving. They need their hand to hold the phone whilst applying make up ;D"

and for doing that, the driver would be done for dangerous driving....

Maybe, men in car accidnets need to have their hands swabbed to see if they were wanking and that lack of driver concentration, caused the accident.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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Never tried it, never intend to. Far too dangerous.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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My motto is cum anywhere. The plod will never know.

Of course braking suddenly with your cock in a womans mouth could be dangerous. So wear a seatbelt.

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By *GDriver  (M)  over a year ago

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No matter how bad the urge I wouldn't ... far too dangerous.

I find a safe place to park up and wank away!

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*eizah By *eizah  (TV/TS/CD)  over a year ago

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I have seen a lot of 'Wankers' driving! ~x~

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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I haven't done it personally, but have done it to my ex-husband when he was driving once.

It is wreckless. I did a 5 year stint in A & E from 2002-2007, and we had a couple in who'd been engaged in sexual activity whilst driving. We also had in the pensioner who died, the pensioners wife with broken hips, the motorcyclist they hadn't seen who had two broken legs and they were not in a good way themselves.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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"I did a 5 year stint in A & E from 2002-2007"

The bloody waiting times are ridiculous but 5 years really takes the biscuit. I was 12 hours when I broke my neck n thought that was bad lol ;D

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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I only went in with a sprained ankle and stayed five years,

That's actually true!

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