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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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the Christmas Resistance Underground Movement Society is recruiting

any body who loathes Christmas and wants to join please put their names down in this forum

The aims of CRUMS is

1) decommercialise christmas

remove all toy adverts from the television , let the greedy little blighters have an apple orange and a few hazelnuts , instead of a load of over priced plastic claptrap from the far east

2) petition radio and television stations

remove all adverts and christmas songs until the 24th of december and then not play after the 25th until 24th of decemeber the next year

ban all adverts that state, start saving for christmas in 2034 now with a Costlyfood hamper filled full of goodies you certainly would never buy and never eat

3) recycle wrapping paper into toilet roll its all its fit for

4) active support for the manufacuring of landmines for garden paths

that will stop those pesky carol singers

5) find and destroy ever copy of wizards I wish it could be christmas every day

once every millenia is certainly enough

6)infact anyone who hates christmas , just sign up and we'll figure some new aims out

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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Booo I love Christmas

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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**renames JRF1972 as Scrooge**

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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"**renames JRF1972 as Scrooge**

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Definitly bah humbug Christmas never

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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I'm just ambivalent about Xmas. Boring day usually. Now Hogmany is a different thing entirely. Especially for this year! Lets just say its starting with a bang ;D

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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oh yes anybody with more than a 40w porch light outside, will have their lights removed

most of these people who decide to recreate Blackpool in their front Gardens are these freinds of the earth and will be preaching about the evils of greenhouse gases from power stations,

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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long words giggs? does that mean you are stasrting to swing both ways now your abivilent?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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Lol scrooge all we have is a Xmas tree with a bit of tinsel on and some shiny baubles on it - how can u not like Xmas

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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JRF1972, you have got me in the team. I don't have a television at home and this weekend I was working away therefore the B&B had a tv which I watched late on. I was appalled how much Christmas advertising there was and it's not even Christmas Eve.

I love Christmas, but it's one day not eight months.

Oh and I hate those boiled sweets that taste of aniseed.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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Lol man-product

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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see xmas tree?

people are complaining about deforestation and the amazonian rain forests , and here we are hacking down a perfectly good tree

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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8 months man product?????????

its all bleeding year if you look around, some places dont even take their christmas lights down , they are ahnging there all year

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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There are artificial trees out there, you know

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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We could encourage people to get a nice plastic tree and find their old Blue Peter style home made decorations....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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U boring lot its only once a year for goodness sake

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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we know there are artificial trees korr, useful all year round

for hanging baubles on

and the rest of the year for cleaning the bog with they get right round the U bend

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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Its all year milf, watch the TV, be advertising next years xmas hampers before long

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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I saw Christmas adverts in July...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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Yep, a shop near where I live had decorations for sale in August.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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I watch the tv scrooge, I see it all but Xmas day is the one day u sit down with all your family and celebrate being together and eat food get very drunk and watch the queens speech if u can here it then fall asleep then drink more....... Lol describing my Xmas day with all my immediate family and I love it

Don't really care about advertising months before , yes its stupid but that gets the kids thinking what they want , which they won't be getting lol coz its 300 pounds

Anyway said my piece

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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Are you glad you got all that anger out of your system?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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* sigh* yep all anger out now

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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You see, Christmas get people so uptight.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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It doesn't get people uptight lol I enjoy xmas working and I love it with my family - I missed xmas last year as I was ill

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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Mmmm, you're the one that's getting rid of all this anger, we in CRUMS are quite mellow.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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Maybe Chrismas made you ill.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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Lol I am mellow yellow

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By *hunter1  (M)  over a year ago

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the one thing I used to hate above all measure was the obnoxious so called christmas tape that used to get played t work .

t this end - I never ever listen to anything else except what either I put on meself or radio 3.

slade should've been shot every day of the week for that nauseous concoction. the oratorio's win everytime....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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Fairytale in newyork is the best song at xmas lol

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By *agingBull  (M)  over a year ago

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"Fairytale in newyork is the best song at xmas lol "

mariah caray---all i want for xmas is you

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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Christmas compilations are a sin.

On a serious note Hotmilf, I can't pm you so I hope you will be okay this year.

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By *agingBull  (M)  over a year ago

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carey even

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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"Christmas compilations are a sin.

On a serious note Hotmilf, I can't pm you so I hope you will be okay this year."

Done something about that

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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Fairy tale in New York???? Has everyone forgotten 'Mary's Boy-child' (Harry Belafonte) and 'Little Donkey' (Nina & Fredrik)?? Surely not!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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only 2 members so far then?

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*atpurr By *atpurr   profile verified by photo (F  over a year ago

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I thought we had sorted this jobes. Me, you and al in the pub whole of Xmas and new year, alcohol and viagra on tap. Up the revolution lol

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*iss Twinkle By *iss Twinkle   profile verified by photo (F  over a year ago

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Christmas is only over commercialised if you allow it to be.

I love Christmas, its time for family anf friends, peace and goodwill, time to close the door on the last year, regroup with those who matter and prepare for the new year.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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the pub will be full of drunks, full of christmas spirit wishing everyone a happy xmas

we in crums dont like xmas so why spend it with a bunch of pissheads wishing us a happy xmas when we want to have a nice wquiet miserable xmas?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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Don't get me started again lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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i hate xmas grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr baa fooking humbug lol

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By *ogbone  (M)  over a year ago

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o i love xmas its a time to be merry one day off then back to work lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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Merry Christmas everyone

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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You're only 24 days early...

And Ah Bumhug...I mean Bah Humbug!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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Well I've been listening to xmas music all day at work, and xmas decs up in shop so can't really help it

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*uggyluggy By *uggyluggy   profile verified by photo (M)  over a year ago

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manufacuring of landmines for garden paths

that will stop those pesky carol singers

ooooooooh dragons den idea there!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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"Well I've been listening to xmas music all day at work, and xmas decs up in shop so can't really help it "

Have you put your tree and decorations up yet! ho ho ho

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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At home no they won't be going up till the 12th December - 12 days before and 12 days after

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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I've had my Xmas lights round my bookcase all year round

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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Nice bit of decoration K

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By *irtyAndCh33ky   profile verified by photo (M)(F  over a year ago

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woohoo the tree and lights are going up this weekend.....Mr Ch33ky is sooo excited! lol

Mrs Dirty

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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"I've had my Xmas lights round my bookcase all year round "

Thats a job saved taking them down every year, wish I had thought of that one!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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so 3 members so far, me oracle and webby?

come on we need some more members

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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Lol I love Christmas - oh I haven't said merry xmas to everyone - Merry xmas

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*illoopy By *illoopy   profile verified by photo (F  over a year ago

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suppose you better count me in. family have planned xmas i been nominated to cook again thats 22 years i done it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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Oh know loops that's bad I bet u enjoy it though

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*illoopy By *illoopy   profile verified by photo (F  over a year ago

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after all that time can cook dinner with me eyes shut but would make a change for someone else to do it or even go out

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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Merry Xmas and goodwill to all men.....not a mention there of women so get back in that kitchen ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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Svl get back to yer work

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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I'm still at bloody work

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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Bah humbug where r u heading to Svl

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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Home at last

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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Yippee

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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But only til tomorrow then back on me travels again, but will soon have everything done and can put me feet up for xmas

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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Have u got xmas off Svl

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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Yeap, last job will be to go back to pick that show up from Paris and should be back about 22nd and that me off til new years day

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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And back to normality

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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Only til new years day and it starts all over again

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"so 3 members so far, me oracle and webby?

come on we need some more members

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I'm definitely a member if this organisation I fecking hate Xmas so I'll do my usual this year get drunk while doing the dinner for 3rd yr running, have a squabble with the fily and air a lot of dirty washing and then pass out on the sofa to the old bats speech haha

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"so 3 members so far, me oracle and webby?

come on we need some more members

"

I'm definitely a member if this organisation I fecking hate Xmas so I'll do my usual this year get drunk while doing the dinner for 3rd yr running, have a squabble with the fily and air a lot of dirty washing and then pass out on the sofa to the old bats speech haha

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*arkermark By *arkermark   profile verified by photo (M)  over a year ago

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Best Christmas song ever has to be Paddy Roberts Merry Christmas you suckers you'll need to listen to it several times to get all the jokes. I've seen it on youtube and I used to have that single

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8cNd2I85Qbo

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8cNd2I85Qbo"

fucking quality love it haha

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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Count me in

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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me too

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*panky2002 By *panky2002  (M)  over a year ago

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You are a load of

Miserable buggers where's your Christmas spirit

Oh I wish it could be Christmas every day

When the bells are ringing ..... ............

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*rs BB By *rs BB   profile verified by photo (F  over a year ago

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Who mentioned Christmas spirit.....I'll have a vodka and coke to start with please!!

Mrs BB x x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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"You are a load of

Miserable buggers where's your Christmas spirit

Oh I wish it could be Christmas every day

When the bells are ringing ..... ............"

Ora puts down her pint, Pulls his hat over his eyes, wdgies from hell, kick up the butt 'get out my pub' lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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I forgot I hadn't officially signed up, I'm in...

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*am14 By *am14   profile verified by photo (M)  over a year ago

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sign me up please

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"I forgot I hadn't officially signed up, I'm in..."

on behalf of JRF welcome to the bunch of degenerates CRUMS

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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"sign me up please"

Your in too mate welcome aboard and thanks for signing up to our organisation

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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Xmas is nice for the kiddies but the overhype spoils it xx

I like the idea your meant to feel happy for a day and forget your woes. Xx

But it becomes very pricey ... And for a day where you have tons of washing up etc...

Im borrowing gigglers ambivalance

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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I love Christmas its the best, getting the xmas tree and the decorations up, Christmas songs on, glass of wine and watching the kids opening there Christmas presents - Christmas is the best - bah humbug to the rest of you .............. Lmao

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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Sod the rest of it, i just want my christmas dinner !

Mrs T.

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Shite I forgot the xmas dinner ............... That to

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"Shite I forgot the xmas dinner ............... That to "

*splutters and chokes on coffee* Forgot ? you forgot christmas dinner ? oh shame on you milf ! hang your head in shame. Tut.

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I am hanging my head in shame ............ Forgetting xmas dinner how could I ..................

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"I am hanging my head in shame ............ Forgetting xmas dinner how could I .................. "

It's ok milf, they have wonderful medication these days for althzimers.

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By *agan man   profile verified by photo (M)  over a year ago

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Sign Me UP!!!

up to now the whole xmas thing has been tolerable. Nauseating but tolerable. But the Wombles live on drivetime!!! Bloody "wombling merry xmas" has just tipped me over the edge!!!!!

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"Sign Me UP!!!

up to now the whole xmas thing has been tolerable. Nauseating but tolerable. But the Wombles live on drivetime!!! Bloody "wombling merry xmas" has just tipped me over the edge!!!!! "

Youre in welcome aboard CRUMS .... handing you a voddie and redbull cheers :_D

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By *agan man   profile verified by photo (M)  over a year ago

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make it a double!!Bottoms up!!x

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"make it a double!!Bottoms up!!x"

Ive wheeled in the still but may need some skivvy to go tescos soon for more redbull and some tucker x

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By *agan man   profile verified by photo (M)  over a year ago

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Send an elf!!! first useful thing they,ll ever have done x

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"I am hanging my head in shame ............ Forgetting xmas dinner how could I ..................

It's ok milf, they have wonderful medication these days for althzimers. "

Better take the medication then

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