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what is the rudest thing you have ever done?

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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As per the title

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By *ambed991  (M)  over a year ago

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been sucked off outside EU commission in brussels

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By *immesum   profile verified by photo (M)  over a year ago

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Fucked my own arse with a table leg...does that count as rude? Or just depraved?

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By *heRipstar   profile verified by photo (M)  over a year ago

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fucked my ex in the middle of the road, stopping traffic and with about 20 people stood at the bus stop watching us.

the things youth and drink make you do !

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By *r and Mrs Wilts   profile verified by photo (M)(F  over a year ago

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Blimey, ours is proper tame lol

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By *r and Mrs Wilts   profile verified by photo (M)(F  over a year ago

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Blimey, ours is proper tame lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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Got a blow job from two lovely ladies in the cab one night whilst parked on up Hanover Square taxi rank and people walking very close by!

Had I been caught I'd no doubt have lost my licence but some things the brain has no control over.

I now have a quieter spot for the occasional meet.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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Prob fucking on my bosses desk. Or the boardroom, not sure which is the best

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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fucked a bouncer to get in a club

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*atbutfun By *atbutfun   profile verified by photo (F  over a year ago

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fucked in a glass elevator on the outside of a hotel in a busy holiday, the things we do on holidays x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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Not so long ago, I fucked a BBW bareback in the arse. Then pulled out, spun her around and had her lick/suck my cock clean before I shot all over her slutty face !

My first, but hopefully not last, experience of ass to mouth.

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*oventrycity By *oventrycity  (M)  over a year ago

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sucked off an ex whist hes mum and dad were in the front seat of there car driving home one night

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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fucked 8 of local footy team at dame time that count??

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*istress-misty By *istress-misty   profile verified by photo (TV/TS/CD)  over a year ago

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went clubbing one friday and sucked an asian lad off then five mins later pulled a polish lad and sucked him off went back in to the club and pulled two lads nd took them home and had a treesome .

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By  *ndyinKent    profile verified by photo premium paying member (M)  over a year ago

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Tied and blindfolded an ex and then displayed her on webcam. Invited a local guy to come round and fuck her then leave without her knowing who it was.

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By *un well guy  (M)  over a year ago

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had a wank on a bus

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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fucked a girl in a classroom at school on dinner break, went round school like wildfire, i did get sussed lol.

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By *ug1971  (M)  over a year ago

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Gee NW tom, I hope your not the teacher...

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*oventrycity By *oventrycity  (M)  over a year ago

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shit looks like he was hes gone

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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When a policeman asked me to step out of my car I did. He then said after you have put some clothes on. Always have been an exhibitionist!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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Getting a blowjob off this good looking guy, but he doesn't like taste of cum so told me to tell him when and hed finish me off with a wank... Totally forgot, cun hard and hit him in back of throat he pulls away and then again in the eye and hair! Messy!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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Had a really hot session where Mrs A, sucked my cock & I fucked her, she licked some pussy then sucked more cock while I took photos then shagged some more all while people where watching as we did this in & out of the car.

Oh hang on that's dogging!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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I WAS A MILITARY POLICE MAN LIVING IN EDUINBUGH CASTLE THERE IS A CANNON GIVE TO MARY QUEEN OF SCOTS FROM FRANCE TO FIGHT AGAINST THE ENGLISH ITS CALLED MONSMEG I THINK HAD SEX ON THERE ...LOL

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By *fcuk2004  (M)  over a year ago

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You think you had sex on there? Aren't you sure????

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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Dunno about have done, but we're contemplating a GB/BUKK in a church....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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Received a blow job in a cinema quite recently!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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was it the \taboo?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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Recently being in a car park in the dark illuminated by a taxi drivers headlights while sucking one complete stranger then being fed another strange cock (never even saw his face!) directly after the first came in my throat.

A crowd gathered very quickly.

But not saying thank you to the taxi driver was a bit rude!

LOL

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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Probably the best and the rudest for me would be fucking a rather lovely BBW in the arse whilst she was on her back while I fisted her, my god did she gush

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By *achel_xxxc  (F  over a year ago

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One of the most naughty was being fucked by 3 guys taking turns on a car bonnet while their mates cheered me on. I couldnt walk!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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I finger fucked Peaches last week til she gushed and then bent her over and fucked her from behind whilst parked up in a car park. Oh my God that was so horny

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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yes after it closed i lived in the castle and once your pasted the castle guard you had the place to your self

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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had a shit in this mans working boots who piss me off,and clean the WC with his tooth brush

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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Khanita wanked a stranger in a soho sexshop.

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*erpentine By *erpentine   profile verified by photo (M)  over a year ago

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stood in broad daylight,trousers round ankles,being sucked and wanked by a couple,holding a camera,and ,,,,,cumming on a fine pair of boobies,in a busy carpark

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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Khanita could wank or suck me in the street m8. I wouldn't care where.lol.xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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i fucked a girl in an entrance to a church felt wrong but great,, she was loving it as i shot up her

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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i cheated on my sons dad and had a 3some with 2 guys in front of a couple of their mates and it was an interesting 'who done it' as it was around the time of when i was having my son lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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Did you find out who was the father

How many came in you

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By *zzie_owl   profile verified by photo (M)  over a year ago

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Had sex in the gents toilets on a Christmas work do, female collegue. Pretty lame compared to some of the above, but I was a bit of an hero after that.

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By *rFly2009   profile verified by photo (M)  over a year ago

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I got sucked to completion by a female bell-ringer in the loft of a church. She then bent out over the rail looking out across the pews and had me lick her till she came.

Felt guilty as I walked out, but had a smile a mile wide on my face.

Ding dong!!

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*aytime meets 87 By *aytime meets 87  (M)  over a year ago

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I got my cock sucked by my ex gfs mum and cum over her face while ex was in the shower

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By *kdaz  (M)  over a year ago

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had a 3some in my car in sainsburys nottingham with to females

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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Got fucked by my best friends son & slept with 2 brothers at same time n they roasted me?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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about a year ago when i was a taxi driver 2 ladies give me a blow job and let me fuck them coz they had no money for their fare hme

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*en777 By *en777   profile verified by photo (M)  over a year ago

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Probably quite tame compared to some on here but here goes:

Met a certain lovely couple on here, at a bar. She was 'sans knickers' when I arrived and me and her hubby ended up sandwiching her on the dancefloor as we both copped a good feel and got one back. Got some right looks off other people in the place, you'd think they had never seen obvious swingers before haha!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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I once had a blow job on stage at a sex show in Barcelona.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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handcuffed my ex to the carseat and let 5 fellow doggers go through her

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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Meeting a female friend who had told her other half she was popping to the shop for some milk, ended up having her bent over again a railing on a duel carriageway whilst motorist drove past honking thier horns. She never did get that milk.

The second thing I did was pulled a lovely ladie in a pub in canterbury. Took her to a main alley way in the city, then fu jef her up against the wall whilst people walked 2 yards away, they didn't suspect a thing.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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had work mate. When we were at xmas nite out. We had a had a big 5course meal. Was amazing. Was blotto. I started playing footsy. Was lifting my foot up down her leg. Took ma show of. Put my foot up her dress. And i was tickling her cunt. I got her soaking

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By *rospect60   profile verified by photo (M)  over a year ago

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Had a female fuck buddy ask me to degrade her completely, so after we had anal with her hands cuffed behind her back and a ball gag in I made her walk to the shower where I knew she wanted me to wash the cum off her face by pissing on her....she had asked me to do this and Jesus was it a big turn on!

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By *sexguy4fun  (M)  over a year ago

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I had sex at work. I was working in a clothes store in Bluewater, that will remain nameless.It was after the store had closed we started getting frisky so were went out onto the shop floor and got completely naked and had sexy by the window! People could see us easily! It was a seriously hot session! Totally true! The store for those who know Bluewater, is closed now but had a really big cylindrical fish tank in it!

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By *i-curious37  (M)  over a year ago

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sucked a guys cock in his office as he sat at his desk! the secertary was confused when she brought the tea! after having a threesome with the wife and a male escort! after fucking her she was lying in bed sperm dripping from both holes i was sucking the guy off down stairs as he waited for his taxi!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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I sucked a tv off in a wood, heshe cum on my chest

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By *ryitallonce   profile verified by photo (M)  over a year ago

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A few years ago on a night out pulled 2 girls at a bus stop fucked one if them there and then infront of everyone fucked the otherone in the taxi on the way to her house both sucked me off in front of the house then went inside and fucked them both silly all night and yes the were bi too was well pissed of I lost their numbers

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"A few years ago on a night out pulled 2 girls at a bus stop fucked one if them there and then infront of everyone fucked the otherone in the taxi on the way to her house both sucked me off in front of the house then went inside and fucked them both silly all night and yes the were bi too was well pissed of I lost their numbers"

Thats a lot of fucking!Its amazing what drugs do to peoples memories! lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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I dunno about the rudest thing, but the strangest places... Ive had sex on a bus and their were passengers watching! Had sex on a grave in the dead on night. Also had sex in a public swimming pool. Sex in the sea (it was a crowed beach). Sex in a church. Sex outdoors.... But i much prefer it in bed.

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By *ryitallonce   profile verified by photo (M)  over a year ago

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Ahh if only I had ever taken drugs inland you count Dec sd a drug if so I well fucked with no hope

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By *ryitallonce   profile verified by photo (M)  over a year ago

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"Ahh if only I had ever taken drugs inland you count Dec sd a drug if so I well fucked with no hope"

my god I can't spell that will teach me to read my post first inland should be unless and Dec should be sex hope this clears things up before the spelling police try to take the piss

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*oey1147 By *oey1147   profile verified by photo (M)  over a year ago

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Wanked on a bus going to a work placement when at school, flicked spunk in the hair of the woman in front of me.. As an adult now I think what was I doing?

Wanked into knickers in M&S and then put them back on display.

Wanked into the knickers of a school friend as she was coming up the stairs, came as she got to the landing and was all tidied away as she walked in the room.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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We've fucked in a hostel dorm pretty much full of wide awake people, with the curtain to our bunk open one morning...

Bent over the bonnet of Mr's car in the middle of a festival... A bit like surprise dogging I guess

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By *enise8  (F  over a year ago

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Had sex with father and 18 year old son while dogging, both watched as the other took and cum in me

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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had sex in layby with female 9years younger than me. getting heated just as cop car drove past. lucky they never stopped

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*afefun1250 By *afefun1250  (M)  over a year ago

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Jesus Denise, great story to be able to dine out on, would love to meet to see how we could add to this

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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Not the dirtiest but wanted to share

Pulled a chick in a club , she took me to her bf , went on busy dance floor and lifted her skirt she sucked me as he fucked her right there with loads of people watching and high diving haha

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*aytime meets 87 By *aytime meets 87  (M)  over a year ago

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I got ravished by my ex gfs mum. She just got down on her knees and took my cock out one day. I really should of put up more of a challenye but thought what the hell. Had her bent over the dining room table in no time. Split up with her daughter now but still see the hot mum every now and again

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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Many years ago - before we got married.

Wife (then just fiance ) sucked and wanked me off on back seat on top deck of double decker bus in Southport.

A gang of teenage girls got on bus and sat right in front of us - fiance carried on tugging me vigorously (I was terrified they'd see us!) and wouldn't stop until I came.

All the time she kept whispering in my ear "they know what you're doing - they can see - are you going to cum now?"

God she was a right dirty bitch back then... these days however ...

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By *kiptoncouple  (M)(F  over a year ago

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Me and Kim were driving home on a busy road with her pussy on show while I fingered her we were in a van and had a few people look in we then pulled into a reasonably quite lane were we climbed in to the back ( Kim still half naked as she climbed in ) then I fucked her pussy till we both came . I then went down on her and licked out our cum and transferred some to her arse. I then used our cum as lube and fucked her up the arse it was amazing . It was even better when we got back in the front and realised we had been watched by a cyclist

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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I sucked a copper off 2 stop hiM givin me a ticket! Was the 1st person to make him cum from a BJ

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By *ollytree  (M)  over a year ago

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I've got a ticket for you

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By *yan2784   profile verified by photo (M)  over a year ago

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I was blind folded and fcuked with a strap on over the bonnet of her car in Chelmsford with a few people driving past.

The same girl wanked me off as we was takin off in a plane on the way back from Amsterdam.

I've also been fucked by a guy Over his bonnet while a couple that was walkin their dog watched, they didn't leave till he came inside me. That was probably the best of them all

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By *ustaquicky   profile verified by photo (M)  over a year ago

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I had sex once...in a bed!!!

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By *lackers   profile verified by photo (M)(F  over a year ago

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Donnington monsters of rock festival. Got bored of the music. Left friends to listen to it. We went to car park for a fuck in the car. Just finished as the others arrived back.

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By *heepshy  (M)  over a year ago

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got my cock sucked in a taxi with the driver watching

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*andiAndi By *andiAndi   profile verified by photo (M)  over a year ago

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Was Having a very enjoyable evening with a fun lady.

Found out she was extremely ticklish, so as she stradled my chest I tickled her until she lost control & wet herself.

She was so embarrassed, Then She slapped me for causing her to do it.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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Where to begin? My ex was really turned on by public sex...

Got thrown out for fucking my ex dog style at the back of the conema's so went out the emergency exit and finished off by fucking under the security camera.

Got a blow job and had sex in both a bus and a train.

Was fucking my ex in a park...some people walked passed so I stopped on top of her then carried on (one of them hid watching us in the bushes).

Was getting head of my gf in the backseat of my car when 2 cars pulled up...a women dressed all smart gets out of her car and gets into the mans car...they start fucking so I turn so I can make eye contact with the woman getting fucked and I start fucking my gf...a lot of steamed windows and a lot of cum later we all left.

During my college years and before I could drive I would take my gf into our main shopping centre in the city centre and I would finger her pussy whilst in shops...she'd return the favour by sucking me off in the multi storey car park below the shopping centre....once she was sucking me off when 2 girls from college walked past...the first just giggled but the other looked very interested and walked round so she could get a better look...unfortunately her giggly friend dragged her away before I could get her involved.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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I once gave a nun the middle finger

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By *eano469   profile verified by photo (M)  over a year ago

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I fucked a girl bent over my bosses desk and on the same night, fucked her again the cockpit of a harrier, perks of the job at the time

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*iTrucker By *iTrucker   profile verified by photo (M)  over a year ago

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Rudest thing I dome was getting a blowjob in office from female boss while talking to wife on the phone NO she didn't know

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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Rudest thing? Shagged my mates wife in the back of his campervan on the way back from France as she talked to him. Quite Freaky (he still doesnt know)

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By *r and Mrs Wilts   profile verified by photo (M)(F  over a year ago

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Said pardon to the queen once

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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"Said pardon to the queen once"

I think maybe you belching in her face, just seconds beforehand, may have been considered a little rude mr Wilts!

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By *oggerman59  (M)  over a year ago

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Too many to mention on here,not enought space to type

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By *uess_who425   profile verified by photo (M)  over a year ago

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Called in at my ex gf's to find that she was in the shower/getting ready to go out

Her slightly chavvy, slaggy mate was sat waiting for her in the living room

Somehow and tbh I don't know how to this day, she ended up taking her knickers off and hiking her skirt up and riding me on the couch

The mrs ended up walking in not even a minute after we finished, had to slyly get her mate her knickers back which I was sat on - without my gf noticing.

There was also the time I had sex in a phonebooth in the middle of the day

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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I once fingered a female friend /colleague as she sat next to me in a spa jacuzzi while her bf was sat on the other side of her and a few other people were opposite... No one knew... So horny.

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*ssexnewcouple By *ssexnewcouple  (M)(F  over a year ago

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To keep it short was chief bride maid,had sex with two guys and hub then sat back at top table very wet. That was only two oclock cant blame the drink lol

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*igglyJ By *igglyJ   profile verified by photo (F  over a year ago

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At the wedding in your profile pic?

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*ssexnewcouple By *ssexnewcouple  (M)(F  over a year ago

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Yes thought was apt pic ?

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*he Quiet One By *he Quiet One   profile verified by photo (M)  over a year ago

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just read through the whole thread..... i seriously need to get out more.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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Took it up the bum xx

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By *azaBhoy   profile verified by photo (M)  over a year ago

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Watched my step-sisster Fuck her bestfriend's boyfriend Ooo my my what a dirty she is .

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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Being tied up in the back of a white van in daylight and being sexually used by a mistress, blindfolded and hot candle wax go well together!

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Being tied up in the back of a white van in daylight and being sexually used by a mistress, blindfolded and hot candle wax go well together!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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Cum up my ex's arse in the toilets at a wedding reception. Kept her knickers & she spent the afternoon with cum dribbling down her legs & a big smile on her face.

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By  *Enoch    profile verified by photo premium paying member (M)  over a year ago

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Did you spend the afternoon with a shity cock?

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By  *Enoch    profile verified by photo premium paying member (M)  over a year ago

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I'd consider that quite rude at a wedding reception.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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took it up the bum with a strapon.... nice though

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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lol @ enoch x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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Got wanked in a public loo

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*ikeit72 By  *ikeit72    profile verified by photo premium paying member (M)  over a year ago

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Fucked gf from behind in a crowded bar (standing room only) listening to live jazz

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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I fucked an ex GF in a church. It was late at night and was the most thrilling shag ever!!! And yes I know I am going to hell....

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By *VESPANDEX   profile verified by photo (TV/TS/CD)  over a year ago

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we're all going to hell, we're just fighting for a good seat on the bus..

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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Too many to mention, but visiting family with spunk in my hair was pretty rude, I think.x

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*appy happy By *appy happy   profile verified by photo (M)  over a year ago

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Was working in a customers house husband left for work, then his 23 daughter came out of the shower naked and said do you want this before I get dressed so I did then she when out to work as the mum came home and almost the same thing happened best job I ever done to top it of I got a £25 tip for fitting the bathroom,

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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Almost??

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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Define exactly what you mean by 'rudest'.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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"Define exactly what you mean by 'rudest'."

As the OP is no longer on the site, that would be a tad difficult.

However, may I suggest you enlighten us with your definition!

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By *ammyDodga   profile verified by photo (M)  over a year ago

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"Define exactly what you mean by 'rudest'.

As the OP is no longer on the site, that would be a tad difficult.

However, may I suggest you enlighten us with your definition! "

Probably not letting the dead lay peacefully with this unholy tread revival

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By *oungnbig   profile verified by photo (M)  over a year ago

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tombstones...preemptive piss off

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By *oungnbig   profile verified by photo (M)  over a year ago

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I obviously had more respect, finger banging lasses in my old primary school grounds and then tashing my mates was my M.O.

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By *oTmEaGaIn  (M)  over a year ago

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I once forgot to say thank you when someone held the door open for me..

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By *rWho  (M)  over a year ago

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I got my ex wifes sister pregnant, not quite sure if that's naughty or just plain wrong though!

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By (user no longer on site) 35 weeks ago

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Fucked a woman nearly half my age in the arse, over a church wall, in broad daylight!

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*ohnnyThunder By *ohnnyThunder   profile verified by photo (M) 35 weeks ago

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How do people even get into these situations? I wish I knew! I'm 40 too and there's no way I'd be able to pull that off now.

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*aptain_mithras By *aptain_mithras   profile verified by photo (M) 35 weeks ago

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"How do people even get into these situations? I wish I knew! I'm 40 too and there's no way I'd be able to pull that off now. "

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Well I haven’t fucked a woman half my age up the arse over a church wall .. no seriously I really haven’t .. but at your age Johnny you should be capable of just about anything.

I thought I was very promiscuous as a youngster but I have had more sex and tried more new things after the age of 50 than ever before and I’m confident that will continue at least into my early 80s.

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*ohnnyThunder By *ohnnyThunder   profile verified by photo (M) 35 weeks ago

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Thanks for the vote of confidence, Captain. I don't know, I guess I've just lost it. Until I hit 40,women used to look at me in a certain way. Nowerdays, I just don't seem to be involved in moments of sexual tension.

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By *orthwalesmale1  (M) 35 weeks ago

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"Fucked a woman nearly half my age in the arse, over a church wall, in broad daylight! "

Could have been worse, the Vicar could have been holding a funeral service while you were servicing her.

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" Until I hit 40,women used to look at me in a certain way. Nowerdays, I just don't seem to be involved in moments of sexual tension. "

Count yourself lucky mate I don't think I ever had women look at me in a certain way. You probably had the best part of 25 years of it. I would have been happy with just half that amount of time.

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*ohnnyThunder By *ohnnyThunder   profile verified by photo (M) 35 weeks ago

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It's all about being breathtakingly handsome. It's worked for me in the past, but now I'm starting to look ropey.

Just become devastatingly handsome, mate, that's my advice

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*egalbeagle By *egalbeagle   profile verified by photo (M) 35 weeks ago

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"How do people even get into these situations? I wish I knew! I'm 40 too and there's no way I'd be able to pull that off now. "

I couldn't do it these days either but when I was younger... oh man.

Shagged the mum of a girlfriend without realising it, we met at a party.

Shagged the cousin of my first wife in front of the Christmas tree lol

Shagged the chief bridesmaid at my sisters wedding and was walked in on by my parents (she had a boyfriend who was in attendance at the wedding)

Shagged some random I picked up at Reading station pub in a public loo

Got sucked off in my kitchen by the sister of my girlfriend while her boyfriend was watching a film in the next room.

The list goes on. Basically I'm a filthy whore. Lol.

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*ohnnyThunder By *ohnnyThunder   profile verified by photo (M) 35 weeks ago

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I guess some guys have just got it, whatever that elusive 'it' is.

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By  *ebs.    profile verified by photo premium paying member (F 35 weeks ago

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Why My Dear Mr. Thunder

I still think about Gang raping you all by my self you know.

Pulling your pants down and fettling Your Mr. WIGGLY.. In Broad Day light and over a Church Wall if you like ..LOL

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"Why My Dear Mr. Thunder

I still think about Gang raping you all by my self you know.

Pulling your pants down and fettling Your Mr. WIGGLY.. In Broad Day light and over a Church Wall if you like ..LOL "

It’s funny that Now I’m thinking about pulling your pants down debs and fettling with your privates. In broad daylight, over a church wall

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*ohnnyThunder By *ohnnyThunder   profile verified by photo (M) 35 weeks ago

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It depends on which denomination.

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By  *ebs.    profile verified by photo premium paying member (F 35 weeks ago

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"Why My Dear Mr. Thunder

I still think about Gang raping you all by my self you know.

Pulling your pants down and fettling Your Mr. WIGGLY.. In Broad Day light and over a Church Wall if you like ..LOL

It’s funny that Now I’m thinking about pulling your pants down debs and fettling with your privates. In broad daylight, over a church wall"

Sorry Sam You would need to wait while i had done with Johnny. He is Well Hung and im a greedy Gal i want to take my time

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*aptain_mithras By *aptain_mithras   profile verified by photo (M) 35 weeks ago

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"It depends on which denomination."

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Me too ... I want paying in £50s

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By *layfulplums2   profile verified by photo (M) 35 weeks ago

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Having sex with my fem friend in my car while her hubby was inches away outside the door. Behind privacy glass in a 4×4 and he was standing where we had deliberatley parked outside pub where we knew he would be. Did that qualify as rude or daring? I also walked naked in say time across public field....It was very foggy and our house backed onto the field.

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By *layfulplums2   profile verified by photo (M) 35 weeks ago

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"Having sex with my fem friend in my car while her hubby was inches away outside the door. Behind privacy glass in a 4×4 and he was standing where we had deliberatley parked outside pub where we knew he would be. Did that qualify as rude or daring? I also walked naked in say time across public field....It was very foggy and our house backed onto the field. "

Day time....not say time

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By *lean fun   profile verified by photo (M) 35 weeks ago

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Either sex on the nudist beach In the middle of the day or sex in the empire cinema in front of others

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*amslam1000 By *amslam1000  (M) 35 weeks ago

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"To keep it short was chief bride maid,had sex with two guys and hub then sat back at top table very wet. That was only two oclock cant blame the drink lol"

my m8 got married and his mrs to be had his, the best man's and my cum in her as they tied the knot. at the reception i was in their suite do ing one of the bridesmaids and the bride came in and went down on her after i'd filled her up

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*ohnnyThunder By *ohnnyThunder   profile verified by photo (M) 35 weeks ago

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Is this sexual top trumps?

One time, at a wedding, I slung one up the bride, her mother and her grandmother at the same time. They loved it, the slags. I car out of the room and the groom bought me a pint,the prick. So I necked that then went off to pork his mother and his sister. At the same time, obviously.

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"Is this sexual top trumps?

One time, at a wedding, I slung one up the bride, her mother and her grandmother at the same time. They loved it, the slags. I car out of the room and the groom bought me a pint,the prick. So I necked that then went off to pork his mother and his sister. At the same time, obviously. "

Lol

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*aptain_mithras By *aptain_mithras   profile verified by photo (M) 35 weeks ago

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"Is this sexual top trumps?

One time, at a wedding, I slung one up the bride, her mother and her grandmother at the same time. They loved it, the slags. I car out of the room and the groom bought me a pint,the prick. So I necked that then went off to pork his mother and his sister. At the same time, obviously. "

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You must have been knackered after that.

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By (user no longer on site) 35 weeks ago

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I once stuck two fingers up a nun........sorry I meant I stuck two fingers up at a nun

(a world of difference)

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By (user no longer on site) 35 weeks ago

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Just realised I’ve been missing out big time as I think the rudest thing I’ve done is reading all these comments

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*aptain_mithras By *aptain_mithras   profile verified by photo (M) 35 weeks ago

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I’ve almost blushed lol.

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"Fucked a woman nearly half my age in the arse, over a church wall, in broad daylight!

Could have been worse, the Vicar could have been holding a funeral service while you were servicing her. "

Wouldn't have stopped me if she was up for it still, she had an amazing arse!!

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*ohnnyThunder By *ohnnyThunder   profile verified by photo (M) 31 weeks ago

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How long ago was this, out of interest?

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*adderMax By *adderMax   profile verified by photo (M) 31 weeks ago

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..I put a washing up basin under my hog tied submissive girls face and pissed on her face so it ran into the bowl...

...then I fucked her arse while holding her face down in the bowl!

she sent me an email thanking me afterwards!

Max

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*ohnnyThunder By *ohnnyThunder   profile verified by photo (M) 31 weeks ago

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Your mother would be very proud of you, Max.

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By *ustinlatex  (F 31 weeks ago

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I was fucked by two guys over a car bonnet outside the back of a swingers club near the Ally Pally one night on leaving and the next time I went there they showed me the video they had all watched on the cctv monitor, shame I didn't know as I would have put on a good show for them. L

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*iManExeter By *iManExeter  (M) 31 weeks ago

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"I was fucked by two guys over a car bonnet outside the back of a swingers club near the Ally Pally one night on leaving and the next time I went there they showed me the video they had all watched on the cctv monitor, shame I didn't know as I would have put on a good show for them. L "

You DID put on a good show for them.

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By  *Enoch    profile verified by photo premium paying member (M) 31 weeks ago

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"she sent me an email thanking me afterwards!"

She must have been very proud of you, Max.

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*adderMax By *adderMax   profile verified by photo (M) 31 weeks ago

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chupa chups story

I had this lovely sub girl who wanted to play with me when her usual dumped her....

So we were having fun and I had some chupa chups handy so unwrapped one and put it up her pussy, took it out covered in her juices and licked it up..

.. so she took it off me, put it up her arse, took it out again and then sucked on it as well! ..soo dirrty sexy!

she loved her arse being used..

She told me a story once, about how she was doing arse to mouth with her usual partner one time in the dark. ..and she took his cock in her mouth straight after it being up her arse, ..but there was a big bit of her shite on it! ..she said she projectile vomited all over him, ..but he was very nice about it and helped her clean up she said!..

I really loved that girl, like all the women I have played with.. but that one had the sweetest wettest most dripping pussy, that could take my hand up her as well and for hours..

So still keeping it dirty, safe sane and above all consensual!

Enquiries at my inbox ta!

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By  *Enoch    profile verified by photo premium paying member (M) 30 weeks ago

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"Enquiries at my inbox ta!"

Would if I could.

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