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Dogging so far this week

By *onyDunn  (M) 20 weeks ago

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I have been to various places, both popular and remote this week. Patiently waiting at some and others as part of a tour. My observations

Couples = zero

Doggers = less than a few weeks ago. The regulars at one place seem to have gone into hibernation

Boy racers = have multiplied (did someone get a car recently?)

I have a couple of theories:

Most conceptions are at Christmas. Therefore most births are in September. Therefore most 18 years getting there first car get one in September to start college, uni or whatever. Hence more boy racers at dogging sites because, like salmon, they instinctively go back to where they were conceived. So that means the best time to go dogging is at Christmas, to spawn the next generation.

However, I looked at one last night and he looked just like my son when he was 18. Hmmm, I wonder if I met his mother 18 years ago at the same woodland car park.

Any thoughts?

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By *arcusUK2  (M) 20 weeks ago

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Depends on which part of the country you are studying, I think... in some parts it's quite normal for women to take all their brothers dogging... it's guaranteed to mess up the gene pool.

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By *N couple  (M)(F 19 weeks ago

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Must admit, we haven’t been out dogging for a couple of months, may have visited a couple of sites on way home after a night out and found everywhere to be dead.

Usually would see a few regulars but not even seen them.

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*erpentine By *erpentine   profile verified by photo (M) 14 weeks ago

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out tonight surveying

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By *omu  (M) 14 weeks ago

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Did that on my Return to Dogging: the Sequel

Layby: empty of genuine females, and the ersatz ones too.

Nearby country-lane carpark: empty, except for guys who drive in, drive around, drive out.

LaybyII: One couple, bereft of sense and well into "should know better at their age" range....also, being opposite a cctv camera put a dampener on things...well, cold shower actually...or cold downpour.

Anyway, nobody else was interested, including the couple.

Last visit to Norfolk led to me answering questions from two of Norfolks finest at 0130z...in the MORNING!

UNHEARD of!

Bastards even woke me up!

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By (user no longer on site) 14 weeks ago

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Coventry and Warwickshire area = zero

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By *isty1  (M)(F 14 weeks ago

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essex dead

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*ne for the road By  *ne for the road    profile verified by photo premium paying member (M) 13 weeks ago

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i am amazed dogging is dead due to the police activities as when you need them, there always to busy have they got the priorities wrong

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By *omu  (M) 13 weeks ago

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"i am amazed dogging is dead due to the police activities as when you need them, there always to busy have they got the priorities wrong "

It's not due to the police, who are usually disinterested...but people complain about things and they have this neighbourhood policing thing...

It's largely due to cold, dismal carparks being so "yesterday".

Loads of sex clubs around...house-parties....and even basic hotel rooms...things change.

Noticed by quite a few...there are fewer "courting couples" around as well....quite rare now. When there are any, they spend their time on their mobile phones rather than the back seat...

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*erpentine By *erpentine   profile verified by photo (M) 13 weeks ago

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"Must admit, we haven’t been out dogging for a couple of months, may have visited a couple of sites on way home after a night out and found everywhere to be dead.

Usually would see a few regulars but not even seen them. "

police this end of the woods lately

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*erpentine By *erpentine   profile verified by photo (M) 13 weeks ago

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"Must admit, we haven’t been out dogging for a couple of months, may have visited a couple of sites on way home after a night out and found everywhere to be dead.

Usually would see a few regulars but not even seen them. "

area I used quite abit now seems to have police a lot ,industrial estate

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*erpentine By *erpentine   profile verified by photo (M) 12 weeks ago

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"Must admit, we haven’t been out dogging for a couple of months, may have visited a couple of sites on way home after a night out and found everywhere to be dead.

Usually would see a few regulars but not even seen them. "

not good at the ones I visit either

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By *N couple  (M)(F 12 weeks ago

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Ventured out Friday evening. Didn’t see anyone at all.

Went to a club saturday and will probably visit clubs more often now.

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By *onyDunn  (M) 12 weeks ago

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Not been out much but:

Essex = zero

Kent borders = zero

Mid Kent = sort of bingo

Surrey = zero

East Sussex = zero

North London border = zero

West Sussex = better until a twat drove in

Mid Kent = Zero

East London border = zero

The 10 at 10 rule applies for me this time of year.

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By *orderman  (M) 12 weeks ago

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the 10 at 10 rule being ?

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By *onyDunn  (M) 12 weeks ago

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for me it has to be 10 degrees at 10 at night or above

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By *uickie fun   premium paying member (M)(F 12 weeks ago

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Well me and my partner are out most weeks around leeds and only gay men seem to be out.

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By (user no longer on site) 12 weeks ago

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Still zero around Coventry , but gonna try cannock Sunday afternoon Will update Sun night

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By *ots   profile verified by photo (M) 12 weeks ago

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Stopped by a few places the last week or so very few about.

Usual sites Leicestershire, Staffordshire, Warwickshire,West Midlands border all dead pretty much. No couples I saw, well not scene couples anyway.

Even the Bi / Gays were none existent.

Mind you it’s been wet, cold, many sites covers been cut back because of thoughtless visitors leaving rubbish behind (wet wipes and condoms all over the place, food and drink rubbish) not to mention fly tippers and travellers have attracted the authorities.

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By *onyDunn  (M) 11 weeks ago

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Out last night. Very quiet except around Bluewater and Lakeside.

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By *otwifeseekingfun  (M)(F 11 weeks ago

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So we tried again last night after our works Xmas do. Mrs MS was very well lubricated with a few Xmas drinks and feeling extremely horny but unfortunately no takers. Just a few boy racers, such a shame because Mrs MS was up for being very naughty and was teasing me with the suggestion that she might even let another cock fuck her! I thought she was kidding until she proceeded to retrieve a packet of condoms from her purse! I pulled over and fucked her there and then, all the while fantasizing about another guy pounding her from behind as she sucked me off.

In the cold light of day we discussed it in more detail and have agreed that if the circumstances are right, Mrs Ms is horny enough and the cock takes her fancy, then we’ll take the next step… or should that be ‘next fuck’. Wish us luck!

Mr & Mrs MS xx

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By *ack4afuntime  (M) 10 weeks ago

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Good luck, would love to be the lucky guy who talks the cherry.

Jack

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"So we tried again last night after our works Xmas do. Mrs MS was very well lubricated with a few Xmas drinks and feeling extremely horny but unfortunately no takers. Just a few boy racers, such a shame because Mrs MS was up for being very naughty and was teasing me with the suggestion that she might even let another cock fuck her! I thought she was kidding until she proceeded to retrieve a packet of condoms from her purse! I pulled over and fucked her there and then, all the while fantasizing about another guy pounding her from behind as she sucked me off.

In the cold light of day we discussed it in more detail and have agreed that if the circumstances are right, Mrs Ms is horny enough and the cock takes her fancy, then we’ll take the next step… or should that be ‘next fuck’. Wish us luck!

Mr & Mrs MS xx

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Sounds like some lucky guy is in for a treat!

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By *N couple  (M)(F 10 weeks ago

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Tried last weekend. Was very quiet

Will try again this weekend but expect it to be quiet again.

A real shame as there’s fun to be had but no one about to have fun with

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By *N couple  (M)(F 10 weeks ago

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Just as expected, tried a few places but no one about

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By *omu  (M) 10 weeks ago

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Another night at sub-zero temperatures, sitting in an empty carpark.

Even the other "old-timers" are no longer around.

The local (layby) was empty, except for one lone truck.

A Netflix night...

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By *omu  (M) 9 weeks ago

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Minus 3C!

No hypothermia yet!

No couples, unless you count the F/F couple who smoked dope and talked...for three hours.

Back in the layby-of-the-recently-deceased, just one guy making the transition from badly-dressed male to so-so dressed female.

Gave up at 0030z and went to McD for a burger and hot choc...

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By *omu  (M) 9 weeks ago

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"Minus 3C!

No hypothermia yet!

No couples, unless you count the F/F couple who smoked dope and talked...for three hours.

Back in the layby-of-the-recently-deceased, just one guy making the transition from badly-dressed male to so-so dressed female.

Gave up at 0030z and went to McD for a burger and hot choc..."

And crap 3G coverage too...so no netflix.

Almost like being in Norfolk again...

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By *orderman  (M) 9 weeks ago

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"Minus 3C!

No hypothermia yet!

No couples, unless you count the F/F couple who smoked dope and talked...for three hours.

Back in the layby-of-the-recently-deceased, just one guy making the transition from badly-dressed male to so-so dressed female.

Gave up at 0030z and went to McD for a burger and hot choc...

And crap 3G coverage too...so no netflix.

Almost like being in Norfolk again..."

Not quite like being in Norfolk, At least at your local McD you were served by a 5 fingered person.

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By *omu  (M) 9 weeks ago

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I use the McD in Thetford when I'm in the forest....they all seem 5-fingered to me!

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By *orderman  (M) 9 weeks ago

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DOH......

Looks like I win worst joke and the award for worst attempt at trying to be funny...

Us up here in the heartland of the true totally pure original Brits,we are led to believe down Norfolk way theres a lot of inbreeding.......

Must be why the Royals like it so much down there, they must feel at home.

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By *omu  (M) 9 weeks ago

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Funny that...most of the Norfolk residents now are imports from the suburbs...like the royals...and the McD staff are mostly EU citizens and locals...quite a few yanks from RAF Lakenheath...

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*eorge9inch By *eorge9inch  (M) 9 weeks ago

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hello any one from southampton or around for dogging in new forest for friday night?!

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*irginkiller1962 By *irginkiller1962  (M)(F 9 weeks ago

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Look like no one interested!

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*r and Mrs Bad By *r and Mrs Bad   profile verified by photo (M)(F 9 weeks ago

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Its a bit cold for Dogging

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*eorge9inch By *eorge9inch  (M) 9 weeks ago

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i want to fuck something this friday night on new forest any lady???

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