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Holkham Nudist Beach

*aryy palmer By  *aryy palmer    profile verified by photo premium paying member 2 public photos on profile (M) 19 weeks ago

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Last weekend I was up in Norfolk, and on one dog walk (well, this is a dogging website ;-) I passed Holkham Nudist Beach.

Now the rules are that nudism is not allowed in the dunes, only on the beach.

So as I walk along the beach, what do I see?

A small number of windbreaks with feet sticking out being the only visible parts, there often being two sets of feet. Healthy enough one thinks.

However, lookup to the dunes and it is a different story.

A significant number of fellas, all middle aged, none of them in good shape, (and OK, that makes them like me), all standing, most with their hands behind their backs, clearly enjoying being on show.

Some of these fellas stand deliberatley at the edge of the nudist areas, where the access paths run, the paths used by clothed people, including families who, being on holiday, have no idea what is going on so walk almost literally right into people (hence the ban on nudism in the dunes I believe).

Now perhaps these standing guys are sunbathing, trying to ensure their bald patches were well tanned, but I would have thought that sunbathing would be more comfortable laying down. So I conclude that we are talking about people who want to be on show, which is cool I guess, I don't understand the need but I recognise it is their bag.

Doesn't make Holkham an attractive prospect though...

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By (user no longer on site) 19 weeks ago

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We went for the first time 3 or 4 weeks ago when the weather was really nice, and yes we noticed exactly the same thing.

We weren't quite sure where the nudist section started so we walked along the dividing path between the woods and the beach until it became quite evident where the nudist section started...when we arrived there were more guys in the dunes than there were people on the beach...lol

We started off laying on the beach in front of the dunes, but after 15 minutes or so of constant staring decided to move down nearer the sea. Don't get me wrong, we don't mind people looking but take a look don't just stand there staring.

Because the tide goes out so far lots of us were a good quarter of a mile from the dunes where the atmosphere is totally different, the beach is lovely and sandy, the water is very clear and you can just relax and enjoy the sun.

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By *ikerboy327  (M) 19 weeks ago

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Have to lend my support to this view. Have been there myself on several occasions, and although none of it embarrases me personally, feel that for others especially with young children it must be very awkward to explain. Why can't these guys hide up when families ect appear.

If they continue we/they could lose the very thing they seek.

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By *andyguy2007   profile verified by photo 1 public photos on profile (M) 19 weeks ago

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I have been to Holkham with a Female friend a couple of times and have noticed the same thin. we started by setting up camp right on the leading edge of the dunes and had a fine time just relaxing few single males wandered by but none were any bother. Second time we set up on beach by base of dunes and again no bother at all the clothed people were paying more attention than the unclothed lol.Had a woman hiker/rambler watching me with binoculars as i returned to the edge of the dunes from the sea when she put the binoculars down I was obviously closer than she expected lol she nearly ran giggling to catch up with her party of ramblers lol but all in all a beautiful relaxing enjoyable place to be but not really a dogging spot

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By *areass   1 public photos on profile (M) 19 weeks ago

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I think the nickname for these men is Meerkats!

Ive had one chap come over to me whilst sunbathing and openly start masterbating in front of me, he soon stopped when i told him in no uncertain terms to **** off!!!

There is fun to be had in the dunes though and i suppose this is why they trawl!

But they should indeed keep within the boundries and out of the way of families!

I might be there this weekend im stuck in between ideas, im either going to a beach (holkham or st osyth) or to eureka in kent!

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*yorksmg By  *yorksmg    profile verified by photo premium paying member 2 public photos on profile 1 public videos on profile (M) 19 weeks ago

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It's the same at Fraisthorpe... you'd think a bit of discretion wouldn't be too hard for them.

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*usty  horny By *usty horny   premium paying member 4 public photos on profile (M)(F 19 weeks ago

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Well like others we went a few weks ago on a hot day and found the nudist part on Holkham which wasn't well signed.

Started off at the base of the dunes but so many clothed people walked past fairly close that we moved & managed to find a good spot in the dunes.

Yep, lots of geeky looking older men wandering around but nothing close to us, if there had of been fit younger men i'm sure the wife wouldn't have minded at all!

Although must say that there were a few couples tucked away in the dunes closer to the wanderers.

Hope the weather changes quickly for the best as the tans are fading!!

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*aryy palmer By  *aryy palmer    profile verified by photo premium paying member 2 public photos on profile (M) 19 weeks ago

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This area is one of the best bird watching areas in the country, so there are many, including me, who carry bins and use them!

The nudist beach is marked by a small sign at each end, just sand side of the dunes, quite discrete.

Many hikers do walk many miles along there and I honestly think they don't realise it is a nudist beach until they almost walk right past nude bathers.

Having said that, the meerkats (great name for them, very apt) do cause trouble, and local plod patrols the beach itself in a land rover because of regular trouble. Apparently people get upset at naked fellas who stand next to the paths to display to all (not just nudists).

I am not a prude, but there are times when I am very tempted to grab a frond of stinging nettle...

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By  *herylcherry    profile verified by photo premium paying member 22 public photos on profile 3 public videos on profile (F 18 weeks ago

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You must have discovered how painful that might be. Is there a story to tell? :-)

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*aryy palmer By  *aryy palmer    profile verified by photo premium paying member 2 public photos on profile (M) 18 weeks ago

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Imagination is a powerful thing, but no, I've not experienced nettles where I was thinking of them being applied to the indiscete members (",) of the naturist colony.

But I can imagine so much, as I was telling the French under 21 synchronised swimming team last night....

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*eatherboots karen By *eatherboots karen   premium paying member 317 public photos on profile (F 17 weeks ago

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We were at Holkham Beach on Friday 15 August - we only found the gay nudist part - the flat sandy beach photos in my profile were taken on Holkham Beach. We had sort of "arranged" for someone on this site to "meet" us but he left just before we arrived.

Yes the meerkats were a strange lot - not interested in me - not interested in my fat old husband.

Enjoy the pics!

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*gchorley By *gchorley   1 public photos on profile (M) 12 weeks ago

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They must be very strange if they were not interested in you Karen. Oh and I like the pics.

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*eenthere By *eenthere   premium paying member 2 public photos on profile (M) 8 weeks ago

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Don't even think I should be im this forum but never mind. These all sound like great fun. But just to go on a normal beach here in Fortaleza is so exciting. I even find that my girlfriend is so exciting in a micro bikini and normally she is nude!Well a lot of times anyway.If you need some photos of my nude girls here then no prob. just tell me where to post them. the nude ones are just the ones I fucked of course. One I forgot to take nude but she is so hot,Phweeeew

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