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A naturist womans take on beach behaviour at a nudist beach:
"Amys' Behavioural Index for Men on Nudist Beaches:
Man looks up from his book and sees pretty girl nude on beach:
1 - man thinks nothing, goes back to his book.
2 - man thinks, "what a pretty girl," goes back to his book.
3 - man thinks, "what a pretty girl, I wouldn't say no to that if it was offered!" and goes back to his book.
4 - man thinks, "what a pretty girl, I wouldn't say no etc" and looks at girl appreciatively for a bit before going back to his book.
5 - man thinks, "pretty girl, I wouldn't say no etc" and stares unashamedly for ages, even when girl notices him staring and obviously becomes uncomfortable.
6 - man thinks, "pretty girl, I want a bit of that" and moves over to start chatting girl up, because if she's naked already she's bound to be up for it, right?
7 - man thinks, "pretty girl, I desperately need a bit of that! oh yeah, baby, work it!", gets erection at sight of girl and openly displays it to her.
8 - man thinks, "pretty girl etc, work it! etc" and begins openly masturbating himself.
If you think you'd fit into the first category, you've either been a nudist for so long that the naked female form offers no surprises for you, or you should consider the priesthood. or you're gay, in which case you should have replaced the word "girl" with "boy" in the chart anyway.
Two and three are, to my mind, totally acceptable thoughts and behaviour and I would have no problem associating with you at nudist events or stopping for a chat on the beach or something.
category four is also totally acceptable so long as you're not making a habit of it (i.e. moving on to category five). If i saw you looking and you looked away embarassed, I wouldn't think badly of you for it - you're only human!
Five is moving on to less acceptable. If you're aware that your behaviour is not appreciated but carry on anyway, you're not appearing as a nice, harmless guy any more and I may no longer feel comfortable staying in close proximity to you (this is the worst i have actually experienced myself btw). However, you're probably not a pervert, just someone who is yet to recognise women as more than objects for your titilation.
Six is stuff that you may be asked to leave the beach for. If you do it on every girl there, and would almost certainly get in trouble with management at a resort. You haven't been invited and yet you assume the girl will welcome and maybe even respond to your attentions. She's probably not there to pick up guys (I never was!) and so won't really want you coming over. And if you don't take the hint and leave, well that's even worse. Again, it doesn't necessarily make you a pervert, but you aren't separating nudity and sex in the context and you probably need to learn even more than the category five guys about how to deal with women in a nudist setting. and generally, too.
Seven and eight are unhealthy sexual displays. Seven is a bit less bad than eight because it shows you still have some notion of keeping things private, but it is still unacceptable. Both will get you thrown out of a club I am sure, and would probably get you confronted by a gang of rather more appropriately-minded and protective male nudists at a beach. Both are also criminal offences. If you think you'd be unable to stop yourself from doing either seven or eight, congratulations, you're a pervert. Stay the hell off my beach"