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over a year ago
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A bloke sees an advert in local paper "singing dancing talking dog for sale, £100"
Bloke notes down address and drives straight round and knocks at door. Dog answers, "hello" says man.
"hi" says dog, "come about the ad?" then starts singing and dancing, bloke is amazed. Then dog proceeds to tell bloke he has appeared in musicals, films and had a hit single. Dogs owner appears, bloke says " I am amazed you are selling him, why?"
Owner says " because he is a lying bastard"!!